Why I'm Voting Republican (VIDEO)

A satirical look at why many voters are backing the GOP -- watch the video below:

Comments

[DemMD]

I'm voting Republican because people working 3 jobs is a great demonstration of the American spirit!

[DemMD]

And that's not satire, GWB actually said that to someone!!!

[Amennyc]

I am voting Republican so Jesus will love me.

[mikie63]

Can I hope that he will love me too?

[Quaoar]

In the biblical sense?

[BitJam]

I'm voting Republican because life will be much easier when FOX News is the only source for information about what is happening in the world.

[BLinCincinnati]

I'm voting Republican because I don't want the government to tell me how to live my life or limit my choices.

I'm voting Republican so the government will tell gays to live their life and how to limit womens choices.

[AurigaRa]

dont need to watch it,

Anyone voting for McCain is a selfish, warmongering idiot

[indieminded]

I'm voting Republican so that Osama Bin Laden can roam freely throughout the mountains of Pakistan forever and ever.....

[jsarets]

I'm voting Republican because I'm insecure about my size.

[eternalkerri]

Im voting Republican cause Im afraid of black people.

[VOTER]

I'm voting Republican because I am afraid of people who are half black and half white.

[Rescisco]

I'm voting Republican because the truth is just so inconvenient.

[indieminded]

I'm voting Republican because it's comforting to know that an NSA agent might be listening in on my phone conversation.

[AmandaRuth]

I'm voting republican because, let's face it, there is no right to privacy.

[pbarba1969]

I'm voting Republican because I want to work the night shift at McDonalds after I retire because I think Social Security should be used to support tax cuts for the rich..excu­se me...would you like some fries with your Quarter Pounder sir????

[SaskiaStars]

Oh YEA!!! LOVE IT!

This is EXACTLY what we need and we need more!!!!!

[theMightyT]

THAT WAS AWESOME

Contrast it to

OOOOOO! OOOOOOOOOOO! SECRET MUSLIM! SECRET MUSLIM!!

The GOP is so screwed...

[TXOBAMAGIRL73]

I'm voting Republican ...Because computers,the internet and learning things is stupid...W­ho needs to know or learn things....­When I can always watch Fox News to learn things and for news ...Vote Republican knowledge is stupid