Newest Viral Video: I'm Voting Republican

"I'm Voting Republican" is the latest spoof video to make it big on YouTube, raking in over one million views in less than a week. Some choice reasons for supporting the GOP:

"Because all other countries are inferior to us. And we should start as many wars as we need to keep it that way."
"Because women just can't be trusted to make decisions about their own bodies. Never, ever, ever."
"I just don't feel I deserve health insurance."

Check it out below:

The short is written and directed by Charlie Steak and produced by SyntheticHuman Pictures. For more info, visit imvotingrepublican.com.

Comments

[KOisGod]

Bwhahahaha!

Excellent !

[robXdion]

HuffPost, you've already posted this.

[johnnyjust]

I suppose an analogous "I'm voting Democrat" video would be in order.

"I want to kill as many innocent babies in the womb as I can."

"I want all illegal aliens to have full heath coverage..­..as long as I'm not paying for it. Let's give full coverage to the world!"

"Not only should all terrorists have full Constitutional rights, but we must surrender right away!"

"I'm voting for Obama so all the disgruntled African-Americans in the U.S. will be placated..­..for ten minutes. After that, reparations forever! We want them to be proud of their country for the first time in their adult lives, don't we?"

[Cheryllou]

Oh please you are really full of it. You probably have no female family or friends. I pity you.

[FredOCal]

You said: "Not only should all terrorists have full Constitutional rights, but we must surrender right away!"
To quote Justice Kennedy: "The laws and Constitution are designed to survive, and remain in force, in extraordinary times."
It never ceases to amaze me when people who cry patriotism as loud as the "surrender" crowd have no problem shredding our constitution the second there is a threat, real or perceived.

You said: "I'm voting for Obama so all the disgruntled African-Americans in the U.S. will be placated..­..for ten minutes. After that, reparations forever! We want them to be proud of their country for the first time in their adult lives, don't we?"
This is an unfortunate statement that reflects the worst values our society has to offer.

[FredOCal]

sorry - meant to reply to johnnyjust

[Bluedog12]

How that sheet working out?

[ChristianEcon.com]

Iow, "I'm voting Republican because I just cannot contain my own racism."

[bola47]

did rush limbaugh write this for you?

[Umberto]

yeah, see... somehow it just doesn't have the same pizzaz.

[janinius]

I'm voting republican because I think the whole world should be run by one corporation. It would be alot cozier that way! LOL

[janinius]

AWESOME!