Newest Viral Video: I'm Voting Republican

"I'm Voting Republican" is the latest spoof video to make it big on YouTube, raking in over one million views in less than a week. Some choice reasons for supporting the GOP:

"Because all other countries are inferior to us. And we should start as many wars as we need to keep it that way."
"Because women just can't be trusted to make decisions about their own bodies. Never, ever, ever."
"I just don't feel I deserve health insurance."

Check it out below:

The short is written and directed by Charlie Steak and produced by SyntheticHuman Pictures. For more info, visit imvotingrepublican.com.

Comments

[msirt]

I'm voting Republican because I'm an a**hole!

[thedirtman]

I'm voting Republican because I'm tired of the whole America thing.

[Cookie100]

My husband is voting Republican because he needs someone to spy on him to make sure he's not a terriorist

[99hockeyman]

I am voting Republican because I love Jeff Gannon

[only1Demvoter]

hockeyman : The waiting line starts at the west Fla. rest stop men's room.

( They playfully nicknamed him ' Door Knob ' )


-ralph

[booksnmore4you]

Some of the user-added "I'm voting Republican because...­" statements here are excellent. Methinks the imvotingrepublican.com folks need to have a contest, inviting statements, and make several more of these commercials.

[dac253]

Ya know, I really hate sarcasm.

Just the other day, a woman said to me, "Nice day today, isn't it?"

So I smashed her in the face,... because it really wasn't.

It was actually kinda hot and humid.

[only1Demvoter]

dac : If I told you once, I told you a million times... Stop exaggerating !


-ralph

[RomeoinFl]

I am voting Republican because I believe women should be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, cooking me a steak and not running for President.

[pithy]

I'm voting republican because a vote for a democrat would be a vote for terrorism - except, wait - isn't what we've endured in the last seven years terror-inducing? Darn. . . what to do...?

[SeanOcali]

I'm voting Republican because my $65k salary and my white skin makes me feel like I have similar interests and more in common with billionaires than I do with ethnic poor people and members of labor unions.

[Cookie100]

I'm voting Republican because I am a self loathing human who makes less than $2.8 million a year and those are the only ones benefiting from the Bush/McSame tax cuts.

[Stoyver]

You've been watching too much corporate teevee (marketing) haven't you?

[sanchapa]

I'm voting Republican because the immigrants who built my home shouldn't be able to make a home themselves.

[jrg]

I'm voting Republican because I want my kids to think that "God did it" is a scientific theory. Chinese kids are good at science, they should be making our cures, weapons, and conveniences.

[dentuso]

I'm voting Republican because I get a $1,200 tax break with every $10,000 my home value loses!

[lungfish]

I am voting Republican because our President sez that the Constitution is "just a goddamned piece of paper".
I am voting Republican because war is big business and the GOP is all for it.
I am voting Republican because honesty and politics don't mix.
I am voting Republican because gas prices have been too low for too long...
I am voting Republican because the truth and honesty and accountability are vastly over-rated and just get in the way of doing business.
I am voting Republican because big business deserves all the breaks and record profits it can get, I don't mind paying the lions share of taxes so that corporations and rich people don't have to...

[Hare]

You got "My vote" and mind

[GerryS]

W, version 2.01- what do you expect from the GOP

[Dangersea27]

I'm voting republican because I have no idea what's really going on.......a­nd I like it that way!

[dentuso]

I'm voting Republican because I've really enjoyed knowing that I'm more intelligent than at least one world leader.