Newest Viral Video: I'm Voting Republican

"I'm Voting Republican" is the latest spoof video to make it big on YouTube, raking in over one million views in less than a week. Some choice reasons for supporting the GOP:

"Because all other countries are inferior to us. And we should start as many wars as we need to keep it that way."
"Because women just can't be trusted to make decisions about their own bodies. Never, ever, ever."
"I just don't feel I deserve health insurance."

Check it out below:

The short is written and directed by Charlie Steak and produced by SyntheticHuman Pictures. For more info, visit imvotingrepublican.com.

Comments

[only1Demvoter]

I'm voting Rethuglikkkan because they're the party of family values... Right Sen. Vitter ?


-ralph

[helloworld2008]

Bravo!!!

Brilliant idea executed with perfection.

[lornejl]

It doesn't matter, vote Dem, and Diebold will turn your vote into a repub vote.

[lee4]

I'm voting republican because I love the deep sh*t we're in.

[KQuarksSuperKollider]

lol

[TXOBAMAGIRL73]

I'm voting Republican ...Because it was much better being seen flying over the storm ravaged Gulf Coast then actually being on the ground seeing the pain and suffering first hand ...Because that would have just ruined a perfectly good pair of Alligator boots and the birthday cake and party would have lost it's happiness...Plus Brownie had it all under control and this is what makes me proud to a Republican and life is to short to not know how to swim Gulf Coast ok

[XCITIZEN]

I'm voting Republican because if the Gays keep having their Gay Pride Parades, America will continue to be destroyed by floods and fires and hurricanes like it is now.

[Sioen]

Ur intolerance makes baby jeebus cry!

[turkeyfish]

I'm voting republican because I too believe that its ok to bear false witness and ignore the teachings of Jesus to help the poor instead of the rich, for as we all know rich men will enter the kingdom of heaven as easily as camels pass through the eye of a needle.

[BlueTongue]

I'm voting Republican because I like to torture small animals.

[shockmagog]

"No Republicans were harmed in the making of this film."

How true it is. And how true that when we finally get a Democrat in office--one who actually cares about America's Constitution, its laws, its place in the world, its land, and its people--Republicans can rest assured that their insistence on voting against their own best interests will go unheard and unheeded. To be sure, Republicans will be protected from themselves. They can continue to be as superstitious and as willfully ignorant as the always have been, only this time, they can sleep even more soundly knowing they will no longer be able to stand in their own way.

[HST]

I'm voting Republican cause I want my children and their children and their children and their children to be debt courtesy of the U.S. government.

[maxwellinformed]

I'm voting republican because only millionaires and Billionaires deserve tax breaks.

[armadillious2002]

I'm voting republican because I think Karl Rove is cute and looks like Porky the Pig.

[Pyrrhus]

Now this one is priceless!

[tellinya]

EX VICE PRES TO ENDORSE THE JR. SENATOR FROM ILLINOIS IN A MIN.

[aafshar]

I am voting Republican because i want to go to any doctor at any time i want, and have the insurance agent in Bangladesh decide what is good for my health condition. I don't think anyone would know better than Rajab sitting in a phone booth reading all about my health condition and to decide if need that hip replacement or open heart surgery or not. And when i am on life support thanks to Rajab's decision i want members of congers decide to pull the plug or not, hopefully few of them will in the pocket of my insurance company and will put me out of my misery.

[wmbear]

I'M VOTING REPUBLICAN BECAUSE...

I'm a pathological liar and like attracts like....

[gbht12]

THIS SUMS UP THE REPUBLICANS!!