Newest Viral Video: I'm Voting Republican

"I'm Voting Republican" is the latest spoof video to make it big on YouTube, raking in over one million views in less than a week. Some choice reasons for supporting the GOP:

"Because all other countries are inferior to us. And we should start as many wars as we need to keep it that way."
"Because women just can't be trusted to make decisions about their own bodies. Never, ever, ever."
"I just don't feel I deserve health insurance."

Check it out below:

The short is written and directed by Charlie Steak and produced by SyntheticHuman Pictures. For more info, visit imvotingrepublican.com.

Comments

[Knowledgeseeker]

I’m voting republican because I like government invading in privacy…

[26eaj24]

I'm voting Republican because Sean Hannity told me to.

[Knowledgeseeker]

I’m voting republican because I like a corrupt government that don’t have any accountability…

[tellinya]

Im voting Retardican because I want the children to fight in Iran. For the children. For the children.
Plus fire bad

[peterg76]

Why did you have to go and say is was a spoof? Republicans might have been months figuring that out on their own, if ever.

[TheEmptinessOfTruthiness]

Hahaha. So true. Hell, they might have started replicating it amongst themselves.

[UrbanRevolution]

I'm voting Republican to make sure every natural disaster that befalls our country is never taken care of. There are too many folks in this country as it is! damnit

[SaulGood]

when this video first hit huffpo, and the poster put the title in their post...hah­aha - you should've seen the replies said poster received. five minutes later another posted the same video, without the title, and said poster received lols and cyber terrorist fist jabs! it was hilarious to watch the exchange.

[meowomon]

I'm voting Republican because baby Jesus will die if I don't

[GerryS]

I'm voting Republican beacuse God told me to.

[PAposter]

You sure that wasn't the Devil, you know the Devil can be real tricky, LOL!

[GerryS]

heh heh ;-)

[primordialsoup]

I'm voting Republican because I believe the President should be able to do whatever he wants - no matter if it's legal or Constitutional.

[ThermoChemist]

I’m voting Republican because:

- I believe that pollution is okay, so long as it makes a profit.

- I believe in prayer in schools, as long as they don't pray to Allah or Buddha.

- I believe that a woman cannot be trusted with decisions about her own body, but that large multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind with no regulation.

- I believe that the best way to encourage military morale is to praise the troops overseas while cutting their VA benefits.

- I believe it is wise to keep condoms out of schools, because we all know if teenagers don't have condoms they won't fornicate.

- I believe that the best way to fight terrorism is to alienate our allies and then demand their cooperation and money.

- I believe that tobacco's link to cancer and global warming are "junk science", but Creationism should be taught in schools.

- I believe that waging war with no exit strategy was wrong in Vietnam but right in Iraq.

[stepintothelight]

I'm voting Republican because after 8 years of involuntary reaming I just don't feel satisfied ... after all, if it's going to happen anyway I may as well lay back and enjoy it!!!

[PAposter]

oooooh, OUCH!

[TXOBAMAGIRL73]

I'm voting Republican because...­.My President gave up playing golf in support of the troops ...so why can't I give up eating, working and having a roof over my head...As long as Iraq is doing better than I'm fine..Don'­t call me bitter and clingy cause I ain't.

[McLacy]

I'm voting Republican because I think everyone ought to be eating squirrel cooked in a pop corn popper.

[26eaj24]

now that's funny

[Zeusthunderbolt]

I am voting republican because I believe in Health Insurance companies. I believe in their right to raise premiums at whim, pay doctors less every year, refuse to pay for tests and drugs that cost more then a penny, cancel health insurance for loosers who choose to get sick, and the God given right for their buisness execuitives to get wealthy. isn't it beautiful to see money go to the execuitives, the buisness people, the people who own this world, for whom this world was created.

i want to vote republican because they hate doctors. what right did these doctors have to get rich? They are servents, who should be paid in kind. Patients should pay them in gas coupons etc. They do not know how to use the money anyway, These worthless humanbeings work all the time, devoting no time to their families, do not even have time to got to church . They advocate for their patients, and even want to see them for free, if they do no have any money. What loosers. that is how capatilism dies a slow death.