07/01/2008 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Execs Resigning Yahoo Spots And Now You Can, Too

You know you wish you could quit Yahoo.

It's a drag now that the Microsoft balloon has burst. Like that was gonna make working here anything like the good old days when you could buy a Maserati on yesterday afternoon's pop.

The upside to Icahn? Don't make me laugh.

But how can you put your feelings into words in a way that would make Stewart Butterfield proud?