McCain Staffer Turns His Candidate Into A Joke The Whole Internet Can Enjoy

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First Posted: 06-24-08 11:51 PM   |   Updated: 07- 2-08 05:12 AM

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Soohoo Pwned

Okay. This is a little bit complicated to explain. Also: boring. So here's the short version. This week, there was this conference called the Personal Democracy Forum, or PDF, and at the PDF there was a panel discussion - on internet stuff! - like Twitter and, uhm...PDFs. And junk.

Anyway, at this panel, Mark Soohoo, who is ostensibly part of John McCain's "internet team" was explaining to the assembled that despite the outward appearance that McCain hasn't learned how to use Google - and is thus still unaware that his campaign's BFF Charlie Black has this annoying hobby of repping for bloodthirsty dictators - the candidate has plenty of what we used to call "computer literacy." But then: DAG! Here comes blogger (and former John Edwards internet director) Tracy Russo, gettin' all up in Soohoo's grill, funnin' on McCain! That led Soohoo to utter these immortal words, "John McCain is aware of the internet." As it turns out, that dovetailed a little too closely with "I am aware of all Internet traditions" - another joke that Wonkette had recently catapulted into the online political conversation. And now, a perfect storm of meme is born.

[WATCH.]

So there you have it. McCain's internet guy got PWNED at a conference, yes, but it would be unfair for this incident to come to be known as the moment where people realized that McCain didn't know how to use a computer. That moment came last week, when John McCain yelled at Barack Obama for having a powerful social network of campaign donors who used the internet to create a new and innovative method of public campaign finance, while John McCain is stuck trying to raise money with a bundle of pointed sticks and some cave paint.

RELATED: The Five Internet Jokes That Will Make Obama Win [Gawker]

Okay. This is a little bit complicated to explain. Also: boring. So here's the short version. This week, there was this conference called the Personal Democracy Forum, or PDF, and at the PDF there...
Okay. This is a little bit complicated to explain. Also: boring. So here's the short version. This week, there was this conference called the Personal Democracy Forum, or PDF, and at the PDF there...
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- lucky54 I'm a Fan of lucky54 2 fans permalink

He is aware of internet .... and what does he think ??? is a toothpaste ???? Oh !!! NO !!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:24 AM on 06/25/2008

For what it's worth, I am aware of Einstein's theory of relativity.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:14 AM on 06/25/2008

< giggle >

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:58 AM on 06/25/2008
- humidhaney I'm a Fan of humidhaney 13 fans permalink
    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:27 AM on 06/25/2008

When Obama debates McCain he can use this!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:20 AM on 06/25/2008
- jsinclair I'm a Fan of jsinclair 14 fans permalink

No wonder he has a surrogate representing him on Twitter's technology debate.

"The internets is a system of tubes...."

But I can't pick on him. First, he needs to learn what Shia and Sunni are. Then he can start trying to learn the difference between a floppy and a hard drive.

At 71 you've gotta prioritize!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:20 AM on 06/25/2008
- Trittydi I'm a Fan of Trittydi 77 fans permalink
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"McCain Staffer Turns His Candidate Into A Joke The Whole Internet Can Enjoy"

Boy -- did he EVER!

The "Five Jokes" are awesome!
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    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:28 AM on 06/25/2008
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Oh, sheesh, I feel so much better. McSame knows the Internet exists.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:24 AM on 06/25/2008

Right now he does, but how about after lunch?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:47 AM on 06/25/2008

or when the sun starts going down. lol

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:27 AM on 06/25/2008
- Ddorsey I'm a Fan of Ddorsey 2 fans permalink

He should have said "My grandma died just last week, you're a horrible person."
That would have shut her up.
On a serious note, he just jumped into an unwinnable argument with that one. Should have kept McCain out of it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:00 AM on 06/25/2008
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Yup, pwned.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:58 AM on 06/25/2008

Video no longer available?

Fail is right....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:51 AM on 06/25/2008
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All his wars could belong to us.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:50 AM on 06/25/2008
- Mitchell4A I'm a Fan of Mitchell4A 8 fans permalink

This is too good. Obama has learned how to move supporters from virtual communities to "real" communities and back, and McCain knows that the Internet exists. On a list of a (baker's) dozen reasons why Obama will win, #2

2. The Organization Factor: Obama has built a remarkable organization, in part through using the Internet. Nothing quite like it has been seen before in its capacity to raise money, generate enthusiasm, and get out the vote. For more on the uniqueness of Obama’s organization, see Joshua Green’s piece, “The Amazing Money Machine” http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200806/obama-finance and Marc Ambinder’s “His Space” in The Atlantic http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200806/ambinder-obama

"A Dozen Reasons Why Obama will be the Next President: Money-Back Guarantee”
http://msa4.wordpress.com/

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:48 AM on 06/25/2008
- Crake I'm a Fan of Crake 2 fans permalink

The internet is to the 21st century what the printing press was to medieval Europe. Anyone agree on my hypothesis?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:46 AM on 06/25/2008
- BBR I'm a Fan of BBR permalink

I didn't know the printing press could produce video pornography at the click of a button.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:31 AM on 06/25/2008
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