Dickipedia: Uncle Sam

236.com:

Uncle Sam (born July 4, 1776) is the national personification of the United States, an economic and cultural imperialist, the mascot of the New York Yankees, frequent used car salesman, and a dick.

From the very moment Uncle Sam was born, he immediately began insisting that everybody else live exactly like him - speak his language, wear his style of clothing, listen to his music, eat his mass-produced fast food products. He's a dick in the same way as your pretentious friend who demands that you listen to Radiohead, watch The Wire, and eat organic food because all those things are "sooooo amaaaaaazing." The big difference is that your pretentious friend won't launch precision air strikes on your apartment or incinerate your entire city with a nuclear bomb if you don't like the new Jim Jarmusch movie.

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Comments

[Stirner]

Uncle Sam fits the pattern of a dysfunctional Father. You know, spends time and money trying to keep the neighbors from fighting one another, and always worried about their welfare. In the meantime he ignores the needs of his own family. Pathetic. This meddling bully will get his "comeuppance" one of these days.

[pakaal]

DC is taking a different approach - instead of simply mocking Uncle Sam, they've taken him and made him into a superhero that is definitely on the Democrat's side (while being on the side of all Americans of course).

So give uncle a break already! ;-)

[Andman0121]

HA im a liberal and pretty much everything was, sarcastically, true. Dont listen to these mindless conservatives who choose not to actually revisit American history.

[moderate1]

You guys should do one of these dickipedia things about the Star Spangled Banner, the American Flag, apple pie, and everything else you all seem to hate about this country....I don't know if there are enough hours in the day though...

Well, Happy 4th of July anyway.

[moderate1]

Wow and they have the nerve to call liberals anti-American...

[booksnmore4you]

http://digg.com/political_opinion/Speech_by_Uncle_Sam_before_the_World_Community is the rocks!