Mini-Me's Ex Shares Way Too Much Information

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First Posted: 07- 7-08 07:59 AM   |   Updated: 07-15-08 05:12 AM

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Verne Troyer's ex-girlfriend and sex tape co-star Ranae Shrider spoke to News Of The World about his beautiful eyes, their romantic first date, and, of course, the infamous Mini-Me sex tape she's been shilling. Excerpts below:

On their first date:

Her first date with Verne--famous for playing midget clone versions of baddie Dr Evil in the smash Austin Powers movies--was a romantic dinner at seafood restaurant The Lobster overlooking the Pacific in Santa Monica.


Ranae recalled: "Verne told me not to reach down and hold his hand when we walked in as he didn't want it to look like a child out with his mum.

"When we got to the table he'd fixed for the restaurant to pile three thick phone books on the seat so he could be on the same level as me. Once he'd sat down it was just like having dinner with a normal-sized man.

"We laughed all night and I noticed what amazing eyes Verne had. By the end of the meal I was smitten.


On the first time they had sex:

"It was two weeks before we finally had sex, at his place. I was so nervous I wanted it over and done with--in case there was no chemistry or it just didn't work because of his size.


"It was a normal-sized bed and once Verne had clambered up, I undressed and laid down next to him.

"For a small guy he's quite well endowed. I had no complaints.

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"But the whole thing was over in three minutes.

"It was strange having sex with someone who couldn't reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over.

"But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."


On how the sex tape came to be:


She said: "Without a doubt there's nothing Verne enjoys more than seeing himself on screen. Watching his own films is his favourite hobby. So it was no surprise when he asked if he could film us having sex. He said we could use it to get ourselves turned on."


Verne then turned director...telling Ranae where he wanted furniture because he was too small to move it himself. She said: "Verne ordered champagne and strawberries to get us in the mood. Then we got down to it.

"First the tape shows Verne pleasuring me for 15 minutes which was amazing. The next 45 minutes is us having sex. And we really enjoyed ourselves."

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Verne Troyer's ex-girlfriend and sex tape co-star Ranae Shrider spoke to News Of The World about his beautiful eyes, their romantic first date, and, of course, the infamous Mini-Me sex tape she's been...
Verne Troyer's ex-girlfriend and sex tape co-star Ranae Shrider spoke to News Of The World about his beautiful eyes, their romantic first date, and, of course, the infamous Mini-Me sex tape she's been...
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Geez! was this posting necessary?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:25 AM on 07/09/2008

No, but it serves to remind us that no-one can write English any more. "...and laid down next to him" - No, she LAY down next him (and then she was LYING down not LAYING down,as she would probably write)
The only thing that could have LAID next to him would have been a hen. I don't think Ranae (probably a corruption of an actual name, Renée) really laid an egg, though I think Huffpo laid one with this post.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:54 PM on 07/09/2008
- Titonwan I'm a Fan of Titonwan 7 fans permalink

"That's what I like about teachers, if you do it wrong, they make you do it over again!" -Rodney Dangerfield (talking about sex).

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:35 AM on 07/10/2008
- Drewkowski I'm a Fan of Drewkowski 4 fans permalink

Is this on huffpo because there was a shortage of important news?
(no pun intended)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:11 AM on 07/09/2008
- dotmafia I'm a Fan of dotmafia 45 fans permalink
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For so much crazy weird sex, the little guy sure looks unhappy in the photo above.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:56 AM on 07/09/2008
- mgray34 I'm a Fan of mgray34 21 fans permalink
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HURL!!!!!!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:15 AM on 07/09/2008
- hess I'm a Fan of hess permalink

That was terribly...
sweet.

Two oh-so unique people coupling...
despite Society's prejudices.

And all you glass-b-1/2-empty types can do is poke...
fun ?

It is comforting to know that Mr. Troyer comes...
equipped with his own kickstand (by comparison).

Hopefully, his tender 15 minutes of unrequited pleasuring with Ms. Shrider...
did not leave him bitter.

As for those 3 times in 20 minutes...
the cosmic Andrea True deserves quoting...

"... but if you want to know how I really feel
Get the cameras rollin'
Just get the action goin'
Baby, you know my love for you is real
So take me where you want to
Me and my heart you steal
More, more, more
How do you like it, how do you like it ...
etc"

Regards,

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:18 AM on 07/09/2008
- Titonwan I'm a Fan of Titonwan 7 fans permalink

OK, now I'm really sick.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:38 AM on 07/10/2008

Ever since I saw Verne's drunken ass on this VH1 Celebreality show, I've found him rather repulsive.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:01 AM on 07/09/2008
- Titonwan I'm a Fan of Titonwan 7 fans permalink

This is George Bush in two more years. Evil shrinks a man (jus kiddin').

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:39 AM on 07/10/2008

HA!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:41 AM on 07/10/2008

Where's Lorena Bobbitt when ya need her?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:00 PM on 07/08/2008

I just threw up in my mouth a bit.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:25 PM on 07/08/2008

really classy folks. one of my friends is a little person and he has to deal with this sort of crap coming out you people every single day of his life. and to ignranthllblly, yes, he is human. Are you?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:34 PM on 07/08/2008

All of these sex tapes will end up on America's Funniest Home Videos eventually.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:34 PM on 07/08/2008

the comments here are too funny. i can't stop laughing. thanks everyone!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:18 PM on 07/08/2008

"That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."


And which most physiologists could only dream of studying. I think she must have given away the fact tthat HE AIN'T HUMAN! Either that, or this is just one more reason liars need Google more than regular folks.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:42 AM on 07/08/2008
- Jinxykb I'm a Fan of Jinxykb 14 fans permalink
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The lobster bib and expression in the photo are priceless. Poor guy. Someday I hope he lives this down.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:31 AM on 07/08/2008
- NTO08 I'm a Fan of NTO08 19 fans permalink

This is really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:59 AM on 07/08/2008
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