Mini-Me's Ex Shares Way Too Much Information

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First Posted: 07- 7-08 07:59 AM   |   Updated: 07-15-08 05:12 AM

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Verne Troyer's ex-girlfriend and sex tape co-star Ranae Shrider spoke to News Of The World about his beautiful eyes, their romantic first date, and, of course, the infamous Mini-Me sex tape she's been shilling. Excerpts below:

On their first date:

Her first date with Verne--famous for playing midget clone versions of baddie Dr Evil in the smash Austin Powers movies--was a romantic dinner at seafood restaurant The Lobster overlooking the Pacific in Santa Monica.


Ranae recalled: "Verne told me not to reach down and hold his hand when we walked in as he didn't want it to look like a child out with his mum.

"When we got to the table he'd fixed for the restaurant to pile three thick phone books on the seat so he could be on the same level as me. Once he'd sat down it was just like having dinner with a normal-sized man.

"We laughed all night and I noticed what amazing eyes Verne had. By the end of the meal I was smitten.


On the first time they had sex:

"It was two weeks before we finally had sex, at his place. I was so nervous I wanted it over and done with--in case there was no chemistry or it just didn't work because of his size.


"It was a normal-sized bed and once Verne had clambered up, I undressed and laid down next to him.

"For a small guy he's quite well endowed. I had no complaints.

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"But the whole thing was over in three minutes.

"It was strange having sex with someone who couldn't reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over.

"But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."


On how the sex tape came to be:


She said: "Without a doubt there's nothing Verne enjoys more than seeing himself on screen. Watching his own films is his favourite hobby. So it was no surprise when he asked if he could film us having sex. He said we could use it to get ourselves turned on."


Verne then turned director...telling Ranae where he wanted furniture because he was too small to move it himself. She said: "Verne ordered champagne and strawberries to get us in the mood. Then we got down to it.

"First the tape shows Verne pleasuring me for 15 minutes which was amazing. The next 45 minutes is us having sex. And we really enjoyed ourselves."

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Verne Troyer's ex-girlfriend and sex tape co-star Ranae Shrider spoke to News Of The World about his beautiful eyes, their romantic first date, and, of course, the infamous Mini-Me sex tape she's been...
Verne Troyer's ex-girlfriend and sex tape co-star Ranae Shrider spoke to News Of The World about his beautiful eyes, their romantic first date, and, of course, the infamous Mini-Me sex tape she's been...
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- FogBelter I'm a Fan of FogBelter 265 fans permalink
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Soldier on Verne! Chippys, like this dame, are a dime a dozen.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:35 AM on 07/08/2008
- garyoke I'm a Fan of garyoke 2 fans permalink

Yes!! Soldier on Verne!! I SALUTE you!

Verne.....­Verne....V­erne, stop humping the friggin' laser......

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:29 AM on 07/08/2008

I'm probably going to hell for saying this but:

Am I the only one that thinks of Tim Conway's "Dorf on Golf" while reading this?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:09 AM on 07/08/2008

LMAO!!! thanks for the laugh.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:28 AM on 07/08/2008

Cool- but still not very proud of myself. Of well he makes hella more money than I see and probably gets more women as well. Go Troyer!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:33 PM on 07/08/2008
- S1m0n I'm a Fan of S1m0n 93 fans permalink
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Ooof!

It is tactically unwise for a midget to pose wearing a bib.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:57 PM on 07/07/2008

Looked like reverse birth

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:44 PM on 07/07/2008
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Them having sex must look like a fat bald bumblebee pollinating a long stemmed fuzzy flower.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:34 PM on 07/07/2008
- RaWash I'm a Fan of RaWash 9 fans permalink

I ain't saying she's gold-digger, but she ain't messing with no broke..midgets? unreal!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:06 PM on 07/07/2008
- Gogetter I'm a Fan of Gogetter 2 fans permalink
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That's priceless.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:04 PM on 07/08/2008

LOL!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:48 PM on 07/08/2008

I can barely stop laughing long enough to type...Gold-digit?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:59 PM on 07/08/2008
- smartalek I'm a Fan of smartalek 3 fans permalink

HuffPo posters, this is a proud moment!
A whole page of thread and not one person made a "size doesn't matter" joke!
Oh, wait...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:58 PM on 07/07/2008

I didn't know that actress Anne Hathaway (Princess Diaries) was dating Verne "Mini-me" Troyer? (That chick in the photo looks like Hathaway.)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:52 PM on 07/07/2008
- Mygirl I'm a Fan of Mygirl 6 fans permalink
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Anything for money.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:32 PM on 07/07/2008
- Titonwan I'm a Fan of Titonwan 7 fans permalink

Like a BB in a boxcar. Jussayin'

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:42 AM on 07/10/2008

Okay. Am I the only one who thinks he looks bored?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:31 PM on 07/07/2008
- Jinxykb I'm a Fan of Jinxykb 14 fans permalink
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Check out his left hand; I think he's going for the knife!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:31 AM on 07/08/2008
- SwingVoter I'm a Fan of SwingVoter 19 fans permalink
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"For a small guy he's quite well endowed. I had no complaints." If this is true, then Shaq should be locked up and not be allowed to...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:28 PM on 07/07/2008

The interview was too short.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:33 PM on 07/07/2008
- garyoke I'm a Fan of garyoke 2 fans permalink

I don't know - I've interviewed lots of dwarves, and this interview is longer than most....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:28 AM on 07/08/2008
- Trueheart I'm a Fan of Trueheart 45 fans permalink
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Whatever possessed me to read this....and then think about it.
I guess I thought Verne was pretty funny in the Mini Me role, and I might get a smile out of an article about him.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:19 PM on 07/07/2008
- rickmv I'm a Fan of rickmv 2 fans permalink

He could do better.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:27 PM on 07/07/2008
- dora rice I'm a Fan of dora rice 10 fans permalink
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who wants it 3 times in 20 minutes? how ridiculous is that. I rather have an affair that lasts at least half the night everything included. anyone who braggs about 3 times in 20 is a moron. Might as well go into a cage with a rabbit there you get it 100 times per minute.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:24 PM on 07/07/2008

LOL.. these posts about this article are hysterical tonight!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:28 AM on 07/08/2008
- romchr I'm a Fan of romchr 3 fans permalink

So, if she's excited because Verne busts a peanut 3 times in 20 minutes, what the hell does it say about all of the other guys she's been with?!?

Holy smokes!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:10 AM on 07/09/2008
- Felicty I'm a Fan of Felicty 31 fans permalink
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I've known many dwarves sexually, and Verne is hung rather small, comparatively speaking...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:14 PM on 07/07/2008
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You had many dwarfs? Wow. I got to ask, are you a little person or is it some type of fetish?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:16 PM on 07/07/2008
- Felicty I'm a Fan of Felicty 31 fans permalink
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Not a fetiish. Just not prejudiced.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:33 PM on 07/07/2008
- revko I'm a Fan of revko 2 fans permalink

This all didn't happen when you blew out of Kansas did it?

The dwarf "knowing" thing?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:41 PM on 07/07/2008
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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best hung one of all? I'm guessing it's Happy- certainly not Grumpy or Bashful...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:32 PM on 07/07/2008
- garyoke I'm a Fan of garyoke 2 fans permalink

"I've known many dwarves sexually...."

Really?

If you had, you you have known that they are not "dwarves". They are "little people".

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:27 AM on 07/08/2008
- kadene I'm a Fan of kadene 11 fans permalink

Get over it, garyoke. Dwarves, Midgets, Little People, what's the difference in meaning? Why use two words when you can use one? The first two are perfectly valid English words that mean the same as the latter expression. We're just too hung up on euphemisms. And this Lilliputian attention-seeker with the Napoleon complex is just so lucky to have found a gold-digger to pander to his pint-sized proclivities...

There! I've said it...arrest me.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:09 AM on 07/08/2008
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