Mini-Me's Ex Shares Way Too Much Information

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First Posted: 07- 7-08 07:59 AM   |   Updated: 07-15-08 05:12 AM

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Verne Troyer's ex-girlfriend and sex tape co-star Ranae Shrider spoke to News Of The World about his beautiful eyes, their romantic first date, and, of course, the infamous Mini-Me sex tape she's been shilling. Excerpts below:

On their first date:

Her first date with Verne--famous for playing midget clone versions of baddie Dr Evil in the smash Austin Powers movies--was a romantic dinner at seafood restaurant The Lobster overlooking the Pacific in Santa Monica.


Ranae recalled: "Verne told me not to reach down and hold his hand when we walked in as he didn't want it to look like a child out with his mum.

"When we got to the table he'd fixed for the restaurant to pile three thick phone books on the seat so he could be on the same level as me. Once he'd sat down it was just like having dinner with a normal-sized man.

"We laughed all night and I noticed what amazing eyes Verne had. By the end of the meal I was smitten.


On the first time they had sex:

"It was two weeks before we finally had sex, at his place. I was so nervous I wanted it over and done with--in case there was no chemistry or it just didn't work because of his size.


"It was a normal-sized bed and once Verne had clambered up, I undressed and laid down next to him.

"For a small guy he's quite well endowed. I had no complaints.

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"But the whole thing was over in three minutes.

"It was strange having sex with someone who couldn't reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over.

"But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."


On how the sex tape came to be:


She said: "Without a doubt there's nothing Verne enjoys more than seeing himself on screen. Watching his own films is his favourite hobby. So it was no surprise when he asked if he could film us having sex. He said we could use it to get ourselves turned on."


Verne then turned director...telling Ranae where he wanted furniture because he was too small to move it himself. She said: "Verne ordered champagne and strawberries to get us in the mood. Then we got down to it.

"First the tape shows Verne pleasuring me for 15 minutes which was amazing. The next 45 minutes is us having sex. And we really enjoyed ourselves."

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Verne Troyer's ex-girlfriend and sex tape co-star Ranae Shrider spoke to News Of The World about his beautiful eyes, their romantic first date, and, of course, the infamous Mini-Me sex tape she's been...
Verne Troyer's ex-girlfriend and sex tape co-star Ranae Shrider spoke to News Of The World about his beautiful eyes, their romantic first date, and, of course, the infamous Mini-Me sex tape she's been...
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The actual documents of VERNE TROYER, Mini-Me of Austin Powers, and the
$256,000 federal tax lien, the $26,000 state tax lien, property and more

http://webofdeception.com/minemestateandfederaltaxliens.html

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:58 PM on 07/07/2008

This is the number 1 of the top ten sex tapes i'll never want to see

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:56 PM on 07/07/2008
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I couldn't agree with you more.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:11 PM on 07/07/2008
- rzan I'm a Fan of rzan 6 fans permalink

I would kind of like to see it, but I won't let myself.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:38 PM on 07/07/2008
- paulbikes I'm a Fan of paulbikes 8 fans permalink

i had no idea, im seeking this out immediately.

mini mini mini mini... meeeee

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:17 AM on 07/08/2008
- rigormrtis I'm a Fan of rigormrtis 14 fans permalink
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can't he pick on people his own size?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:50 PM on 07/07/2008

"But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing." We can do it. Trick: make the lady come many times before you do.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:06 PM on 07/07/2008
- andvoodoo2 I'm a Fan of andvoodoo2 122 fans permalink
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"three times in twenty minutes" is nothing to crow about. Most guys out of high school can do better than that.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:23 PM on 07/07/2008

And was it "3 times in 20 minutes" including his rest break? Most "bigger " guys dream of? Does she mean bigger as in heght, in which case its normal. Or does she mean "bigger" something else...I thought he was hung, but maybe she has to tell herself that

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:48 PM on 07/07/2008
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Yea Buddy !
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Good Job Verne !
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    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:45 PM on 07/07/2008
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WELL! My couriosity is killed!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:59 PM on 07/07/2008
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HuffPo. The National Enquirer of blogs.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:19 PM on 07/07/2008

hmmm, maybe we should refer to him as the 'tripod'.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:04 PM on 07/07/2008
- Dannydel I'm a Fan of Dannydel 19 fans permalink
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"Thanks for that...I think I have to do a Susan Olsen."

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:10 PM on 07/07/2008
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Good God! This woman is repulsive.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:48 AM on 07/07/2008
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"It was strange having sex with someone who couldn't reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is!"

That's it. I'm officially traumatized by reading this article.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:45 AM on 07/07/2008

LOL!!! This is some FUNNY stuff!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:00 PM on 07/08/2008
- SiberianRat I'm a Fan of SiberianRat 139 fans permalink
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I'm ashamed of myself for reading this article.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:38 AM on 07/07/2008

Me too.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:44 AM on 07/07/2008
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Me not. Its a welcome relief to read some gossip from time to time.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:13 PM on 07/07/2008
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Me too.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:55 AM on 07/07/2008
- BassMent I'm a Fan of BassMent 41 fans permalink
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I'm ashamed of HuffPo for publishing this article.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:12 PM on 07/07/2008

Yah, Me three........... This girl is repulsive. HuffPo shouldn't have posted this and I should not have read it......EWWWWW Now, I feel dirty....YUCK!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:33 PM on 07/07/2008
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Me too. I just threw up a little in my mouth. Now off to take a sanitizingly hot shower...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:05 PM on 07/07/2008
- LRM216 I'm a Fan of LRM216 5 fans permalink
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Just goes to show you - there's a fanny for every bench! What one person would never partake of, another one will.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:14 AM on 07/07/2008
- Changeling I'm a Fan of Changeling 22 fans permalink
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If he were anywhere close to good looking it'd be different.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:09 AM on 07/07/2008
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