Rupert Murdoch's Missing Wedding Ring

Silicon Alley Insider:

You want the sober, serious news from Sun Valley? Check here, or here - there's some interesting stuff about Eric Schmidt and YouTube and Yahoo. You want the awesome stuff? Check out Reuters' MediaFile blog, where the uptight wire service lets its freak flag fly, just a little bit. Just enough for reports like this one from Ken Li:

Attention media reporters: Rupert Murdoch, probably the most important man on your beat, has lost his wedding ring. Last seen in the Sun Valley Lodge lobby.

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Comments

[deecee22]

Guess it's a slow news day. Who gives a F*ck

[elr50]

Did you check Bill O'Lielly's nose?

[vallon]

...or ass...

[larry278]

This is news? I guess it passes for news since the dog days, no news days of summer started early this year.

[johnnygoodwud]

give joan rivers a call, you need a few tucks and pulls.

[tinkaboutit]

Now thats some good news.

[marijam]

Is that his wife in the photo shown walking with him? If it is, my opinion of him just changed a bit.

[VOTER]

Rupert stumbled out of a hotel bar, into the lobby, and

screamed, I've Lost My Mind!" and a group of reporters ran around looking and

searching for the Mogul, hoping to please him.

No Reward was offered.

No Mind was found.

[Aslanspal]

Go to Jesse Helms! just go to Jesse Helms!

[gintheb]

Who gives a f*ck?

[themodernleader]

When private citizens are referred to as moguls and other such power driven terms, it is time to emasculate their power. Otherwise, such individuals will turn us all into subjects and servants. And all will be lost.

[DMcD]

Probably happened while he was fishing for dirt , in the toilet. Call a plumber.

[waynesmyer]

No! No! Heres the real story, I was playing around with Ann "Big Annie" Coulter, See! She bent over! See! and I decided to give her a playfull "Terrorist Fist Jab" See! and I lost my wedding ring! it's in there, somewhere! See! Big Rupert Murdock, Supreme Editor, FAUX News Service
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[Wanjiru]

...I am SHOCKED...







































...that he's married...

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[eden4barack08]

3rd time, and to a very very young woman.

Why shocked?

[southafrica4obama]

Sure money can buy love.

[brendanm]

The first time I can empathize with the s.o.b....

[OsamaBushLadin]

Don't worry Rupert. When I picking up Wendy in the bar last night she took yours off. Now you're even.