Heather Mills' Publicist Quits, Calls Her "Impossible"

"Extra" has learned that Heather Mills' publicist, Michele Elyzabeth, has decided to quit after representing the former Mrs. Paul McCartney for the past four years. In a statement obtained by "Extra," Elyzabeth declares:

After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person. Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me "stupid". I reminded her that she was not "God" and she answered, "I will never ever talk to you again". I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts. On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British Press has reported about her.

Comments

[Cowtippin]

Heather Mills is flake and may suffer from a common affliction called "Crazy Bit*h Syndrome". And I do not say this because she tried to drag Paul through the ringer. I say this because everytime she opens that yap of hers she constantly whines and complains how bad she has it. Please! you now have 50,000,000.00 reason to stop being such a crotchety one legged skunk. Be happy with what you have and be thankful you have a wonderful daughter. I only hope you do not raise her to be a loud mouth overbearing twit such as yourself. Besides without Paul you be just another aging model looking for love in all the wrong places. Take it eay peg leg

[genseric13]

She had one thing going for her. She looks like his ex wife.

[whatsthatsound]

And in her eyes, you see nothing.....

[Big0725]

Is this broad channeling Mann Coulter?

[nanton29]

Heather Mills and Ann Coulter seperated at birth, I might as well throw in Laura Ingraham.

[kyllroy]

Sad sad result of a lifetime of making people happy with his music. This is what happens when you marry a generation apart. She had no original love for Paul and or the beatles it seems. One emotional bump and its over. I agree with one of the posters above that she (or a million other women), could have loved him for what he is, and worked it out ( the adult way of deep meaningful relationships).

[cultkicker]

No, this is what happens when you marry a drug addicted ex prostitute that is completely out of her mind.

[bittertooth]

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Let's be real folks. This is a bad pic of a good woman. I do not know her. Her personality and acts seem detestable, but demonic posessions can affect people. She is clean, smart, well connected. Watch out. :)

[Nancyann]

You must be verrrrrrrrrry naive!!!!!!

[Big0725]

Yer funny! Can I get some of what you're smoking?

[Ndw]

"Demonic possessions?"

Or... she could just be a regular old pill on the hill who got lucky, briefly, by marrying a wealthy, famous man, & the rest of us were unlucky enough to be subjected to the torment of her 'celebrity.'

[sassafra]

ow, looking at her picture reminds me of nasty pitbulls i've seen in the news.

[sa]

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dude, mccartney married a pirate!

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[Big0725]

Arrgg!

[Independent007]

Funny, i think its just quirky when you see a pic of Mills in the worst possible contortion of her face.
Suddenly because its a negative article you have a picture of a gals that looks like Captain Cook.

[cobobs]

What did Paul really see in the Medusa?

[rockyersocksoff]

Um, her boobs?

[mairs]

Wow, if a billionaire was just looking for boobs, that makes him look dumb. Boobs are everywhere. He doesn't have to marry them.

[MemphisBuffalo]

At the least she has a leg to stand on.

[nimblehuman]

Bwaaaaaaaaa-hahahahaha, that is one of the absolute worst puns I have seen in years! Bravo!

[zendem1]

Woman needs some Lithium. Stat.

[whatsthatsound]

Worst photograph ever. It would give the Gorgon Medusa nightmares.

[Colmore]

Of the many descriptive words for this ex-hooker, "impossible" would be the last one I would use.

[JiminNC]

Any person that can make that expression with their face ...

[Readbetweentheelevens]

...and in the end, the love you take -- is equal to the love you make.