Heather Mills' Publicist Quits, Calls Her "Impossible"

"Extra" has learned that Heather Mills' publicist, Michele Elyzabeth, has decided to quit after representing the former Mrs. Paul McCartney for the past four years. In a statement obtained by "Extra," Elyzabeth declares:

After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person. Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me "stupid". I reminded her that she was not "God" and she answered, "I will never ever talk to you again". I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts. On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British Press has reported about her.

Comments

[gcallaghan]

I couldn't care less about the lives of celebrities but does this publicist think that airing this story will generate a new client? In the oh-so remote chance that I ever have a need to hire a publicist, it wouldn't be her.

[igrumpus]

completely disagree. this was a great marketing move by the publicist. how many publicists get front page of HufPo? How many get opportunity for Tell-All book? How many publicists has anybody even heard of? By leaving before she could be fired, by dramatizing her bad treatment and by initiating alliance w Paul M and the mainstream press she has rescued herself from being fringe player for some weirdo divorce and opened the door to being famous in her own right. very smart move...

[cobobs]

sounds to me like a tank full of sharks. Who cares? Let them eat each other.

[mdhatter]

Completely agree.

[shengirl]

Maybe being familiar with her client's wild accusations about her ex-hubby [even their divorce judge said she had trouble with the truth] and continuing overblown statements and lack of touch with reality, this publicist got the word out first in order to try and protect herself and her reputation. She knows only too well how the game is played, how the media feasts, but this time one of those involved is herself.

[richardgordon]

Heather Mills is a nightmare from hell. Anther Leona Helmsley. Suddenly gets access to millions of dollars and she thinks she is better than everybody else. I would hate to be her kid.

[1028jenn]

My heart goes out to Paul McCartney (who should have listened to his own grown children's advice and not married that monster), because he married such a sinister, wicked, and selfish woman. Boy, do I feel sorry for their infant child ! Poor thing, having to grow up with a monster of a mother.

[TheBlackCat]

And after being widowed to such a wonderful woman! What was he THINKING??!

[shengirl]

I too am concerned about that child. At times Hea ther flies first class, while the child and nanny are in tourist cattle car. The way she's spending, those millions won't last forever so I guess she has to economize where she can.

[provgrays]

How did this madwoman hide her psychosis from Paul McCartney long enough to extract 50 miliion dollars from him?

[jerrypenguin]

Such is VERY doable and defies logic. Rationality operates on a level different than this madwoman. They are not easily detected from a rational perspective. The most difficult to detect are the borderline personality disorders. This type of woman has been within my experience. The experience was expensive.

[RobertAndropolis]

"Doable"? Yeah, if you're into bestiality.

[mdhatter]

Careful though, going through that makes you see it even where it isn't. And I know you know just what I mean,.

[mairs]

They can be extremely charming, loving, and hide it for awhile, but there are red flags that should pop up during the dating period. Like being easily angered at other people though they may not get angry at you. Putting you on a pedestal, then afterward they totally reverse that and you are the scum of the earth.

[Chrisanne]

Red flags, huh? Like throwing your $40,000 sapphire engagement ring from a hotel balcony in a fit of rage?

Really, Paul--that didn't tip you off that Heather was a few fries short of a Happy Meal?

[RobertAndropolis]

HuffPost,

please remove the picture of this horse-faced harridon from your title page; it's scaring my children and making the dog pee in the corner.

[Imzadi]

ROTFLMAO!! Thanks for the laugh this morning!

[FanaticRealist]

Could be worse: the dog could be scared and the children peeing in the corner.

[Trueheart]

At first I thought somebody had morphed a picture of Ann Coulter with THE SCREAM, but then I realized it was a totally unretouched Heather Mills.

[tploomis]

It makes me wonder what Paul McCartney ever saw in this woman. There are a lot of nutty women out there, but we don't have to marry them.

[RoveRoveRoveYourBoat]

Falling:
He just say her face,
the time or place he can't forget,
when they first met, she's just the girl for him
and now he wants the world to see herrrr....­......oops­!

[JiminNC]

How did Paul kiss that banshee?

[RobertAndropolis]

With nonoxol-9 coated cellophane on his lips.

[provgrays]

Paul reproduced with that banshee. "Harridan" is the perfect word for her. She clearly needs help.

[dadw5boys]

SHE CAN'T EVEN PAY PEOPLE TO TOLERATE HER!!!!

[Passenger57]

I could care less about Mills...al­l I want to know is where HuffPo gets those awesome PICTURES!!! How long do you guys scour the Earth for them? So very appropriate! Good job!

[Kenji]

Sounds like you really COULD care less.

[doug108]

You know what? She's still f-ing hot in that picture.

[CindyInIndy]

Her mouth is as twisted as it ever has been. If you're into that, give her a call. When she answers, just give her a minute to let the blow-hole warm up.

[rzan]

You are kidding, aren't you?

[AnnoyedCanuck]

Uh, sure. If bottomless, rage-filled narcissism is "f-ing hot", than f-ing hot she is.

[El]

I think Ms. Mills and Courtney Love should have their own reality TV show. I might actually watch that.

[moreofthesame]

Ya, terrific idea!

[watchTVgetSTUPID]

Best comment about that one legged gold digger was

McCartney married a pirate

[Kenji]

Yaaaaarrrright!

[alted1663]

Fer cryin' out loud!!! Just take your Beatle money and go home!

[ofbbg]

I think that it was Jay Leno that made the most accurate observation about this lunatic. It went something like "well, she's got the money and the wooden leg - all she needs is an eye patch, a sword, and a parrot to complete the picture".

[UncleJimbo]

Someone needs to introduce her to O.J.! Seriously!