Late Night Jokes Of The Week: The LA Earthquake, McCain's Grandfatherly Advice, And The Antics Of The Senate Judiciary Committee

This week in the best of late night jokes: Conan O'Brien on the LA earthquake and Governorator Schwarzenegger, Stephen Colbert on a bit of grandfatherly advice from John McCain, Jimmy Kimmel jokes about McCain's age, and Jon Stewart highlights the antics of the Senate Judiciary Committee:

Comments

[elr50]

Everytime I see Georgie with a bunch of clapping seals behind him, I always think, "Who are these idiots?"

[pie8ter]

Those idiots are know as "rePublicans". They don't care about our national security and don't know how to manage a war. Republicans are terrorist appeasers. Our country will be unsafe under republican administration..

[OddManOut]

According to some pundits, they are the "security moms". Who the hell are those dumb "security moms" anyway?

Heard someone on CNN state that Bush won in 2004 because of the "security moms" and McCain can win in 2008 with them too. To all "security moms" out there, put down the cell phone, drive home, and read the news!

[quixoto]

They cut off the best part at the end there.
As the argument gets heated Jon Stewart gets in front of the camera and yells "Shut up! You guys are Congressmen! What are you doing?"

It's funny!
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I guess you kinda have to be there.

[Mr Grey]

I know you are but what am I?

[lexnekst]

"nobody was here before me."

Well, Somebody didn't get laid last nite.

[Justsaynodeal]

That senator who stood his ground is Sen. Whitehouse from RI, a former prosecutor, whom I have been very impressed with in watching senate hearings. He is excellent as point man for the Dems.

[blueinannarbor]

That's why he was the first one there.

[Diogenis]

Is it "Happy Hour" yet?

[bugsbonzai]

Nobody was sitting here before I got here.

[shearm]

Cut out the best part of Stewart's when he comes up close to the screen in front of the SJC and screams, "SHUT THE F*** UP!!!"

[Robert11010]

Exactly - that was hysterical ... I wanted to see it again!

[Stagehnd1]

Definitely the best part!!! LMAO!!!

[Imzadi]

What is up with Comments all over the site today?

[lexnekst]

What can you say, she's an eclectic reader. I likee.

[laborgrunt]

Man im glad that monkey didnt catch us running through the hills yesterday

[Justsaynodeal]

The polls are even......­..........­.

[buddhistMonkey]

That's one cute dog. I hope she finds a home.