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Ernest Borgnine: "I Masturbate A Lot" (VIDEO)

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First Posted: 08-14-08 06:31 PM   |   Updated: 09-14-08 05:12 AM

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Ernest Borgnine is keeping busy - masturbating. The 91-year-old legend appeared on Fox & Friends to promote his book and was asked his secret to longevity. He leaned in and whispered (easily heard over the microphone) "I masturbate a lot." The hosts were in hysterics, rightly.

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Ernest Borgnine is keeping busy - masturbating. The 91-year-old legend appeared on Fox & Friends to promote his book and was asked his secret to longevity. He leaned in and whispered (easily heard ove...
Ernest Borgnine is keeping busy - masturbating. The 91-year-old legend appeared on Fox & Friends to promote his book and was asked his secret to longevity. He leaned in and whispered (easily heard ove...
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- formerprosecutor I'm a Fan of formerprosecutor 151 fans permalink
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I love the fact that he shook Ernie's hand immediately after the revelation. Hysterical!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:44 AM on 08/15/2008
- Bob66106 I'm a Fan of Bob66106 permalink

Dear Diary, today I masturbated, a lot. It was a very good day. Love myself, EB

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:11 AM on 08/15/2008
- Kevbo68 I'm a Fan of Kevbo68 11 fans permalink
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I'm going to have to look at the beach volleyball pics over and over to try and cleanse my mind after reading this story. TMI!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:00 AM on 08/15/2008
- MalloMel I'm a Fan of MalloMel 100 fans permalink
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You might also want to wash your hands :)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:10 AM on 08/15/2008
- TrooAmerican I'm a Fan of TrooAmerican 53 fans permalink

Ahh, if that was true, 95% of men would live till they were 200. LOL

isnt it ironic that in the age of digital everything, including books on cds, dvds, memory sticks, music ipods, phone everythings, and laptops becoming household commonality, so many people are just coming out of the woodwork to write a book, some tell-all revealing something

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:52 AM on 08/15/2008
- Dissident Dexter I'm a Fan of Dissident Dexter 13 fans permalink

99%...the rest are liars.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:01 AM on 08/15/2008
- lioness39 I'm a Fan of lioness39 50 fans permalink
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Good on you, Ernest.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:20 AM on 08/15/2008
- MalloMel I'm a Fan of MalloMel 100 fans permalink
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I agree.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:07 AM on 08/15/2008
- johnnygoodwud I'm a Fan of johnnygoodwud 42 fans permalink

wonder if he uses a sears catolog?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:03 AM on 08/15/2008
- Whinger I'm a Fan of Whinger 48 fans permalink
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If thy right hand offend thee, cut it off.

If thy left hand offends thee it could then be difficult to cut it off.

That one eyed monster has a lot to answer for!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:58 AM on 08/15/2008
- walk0nwalls I'm a Fan of walk0nwalls 24 fans permalink
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AMEN BROTHER

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:49 AM on 08/15/2008
- Hirnlego I'm a Fan of Hirnlego 115 fans permalink
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To be fair and balanced...sometimes I switch hands..

:P

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:21 AM on 08/15/2008
- RedKnuckles I'm a Fan of RedKnuckles 13 fans permalink

Good for him. As George Carlin said, "If god had intended us not to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter."

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:45 AM on 08/15/2008
- xenophon I'm a Fan of xenophon permalink

When I was in the seventh grade a bunch of boys were sitting around the same table in the cafeteria at lunch time.

Somebody whispered that "jacking off" was supposed to make hair grow in the palm of your hand.

Every boy at the table suddenly, and urgently looked at his hand!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:43 AM on 08/15/2008
- scornflakes I'm a Fan of scornflakes 22 fans permalink
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I always suspected.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:39 AM on 08/15/2008
- certainot I'm a Fan of certainot 2 fans permalink

switch hands!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:16 AM on 08/15/2008
- dotmafia I'm a Fan of dotmafia 45 fans permalink
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I thought he died years and years ago?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:29 AM on 08/15/2008
- rzan I'm a Fan of rzan 6 fans permalink

How disgusting, and I didn't watch the video, but just had to comment anyway.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:25 AM on 08/15/2008
- skepticalindenver I'm a Fan of skepticalindenver 19 fans permalink

Which Carolina do you live in? North or South?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:35 AM on 08/15/2008
- MalloMel I'm a Fan of MalloMel 100 fans permalink
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Why do you ask him that???

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:12 AM on 08/15/2008
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