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Ernest Borgnine: "I Masturbate A Lot" (VIDEO)

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First Posted: 08-14-08 06:31 PM   |   Updated: 09-14-08 05:12 AM

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Ernest Borgnine is keeping busy - masturbating. The 91-year-old legend appeared on Fox & Friends to promote his book and was asked his secret to longevity. He leaned in and whispered (easily heard over the microphone) "I masturbate a lot." The hosts were in hysterics, rightly.

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Ernest Borgnine is keeping busy - masturbating. The 91-year-old legend appeared on Fox & Friends to promote his book and was asked his secret to longevity. He leaned in and whispered (easily heard ove...
Ernest Borgnine is keeping busy - masturbating. The 91-year-old legend appeared on Fox & Friends to promote his book and was asked his secret to longevity. He leaned in and whispered (easily heard ove...
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- RexPrimoris I'm a Fan of RexPrimoris 4 fans permalink

I applaud the guy for his honesty...­everyone does it, but few will admit to it...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:17 PM on 08/14/2008
- whatsthatsound I'm a Fan of whatsthatsound 63 fans permalink
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I agree. I think it's time to remove all stigma about this time honored mammalian trait. It's healthy, fun and uncomplicated. No wonder Ernie thinks it helps keep him young.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:19 PM on 08/14/2008
- rcpmac I'm a Fan of rcpmac 6 fans permalink
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Wonderful!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:00 PM on 08/14/2008
- mediamarv I'm a Fan of mediamarv 38 fans permalink
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Role model.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:41 PM on 08/14/2008
- mtredstar7 I'm a Fan of mtredstar7 26 fans permalink

It's known as one hand clapping.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:39 PM on 08/14/2008
- DarthMac I'm a Fan of DarthMac permalink
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I just hope Sponge Bob, Patrick and Barnacle Boy didn't have to hear that.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:37 PM on 08/14/2008
- BlueandGreen I'm a Fan of BlueandGreen 4 fans permalink

"Say hello to my little friend..."

As a gal to you guys: Does Mr. Happy ever, uh, retire? By age 91 I'd think even the most enthusiastic woodie would be ready for the woodpile :P

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:33 PM on 08/14/2008
- anastasiabeaverhousen I'm a Fan of anastasiabeaverhousen 142 fans permalink
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"Little", being the operative word.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:21 PM on 08/14/2008
- levibatgirl I'm a Fan of levibatgirl 279 fans permalink
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Ick.

Ernest Borgnine on faux discussing beating off.

It doesn't get any worse.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:22 PM on 08/14/2008
- newunderground I'm a Fan of newunderground 10 fans permalink

It could have been Dan Schorr.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:47 PM on 08/14/2008
- Beaucat I'm a Fan of Beaucat permalink

Good God! The last image I want floating around in my head is Ernest Borgnine doing ... that. And now it's there. I should sue.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:16 PM on 08/14/2008
- EdNYC I'm a Fan of EdNYC permalink

That is the only worthwhile thing I've seen on Fox in just about ever. Hilarious.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:13 PM on 08/14/2008
- mphalen I'm a Fan of mphalen 10 fans permalink
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Maybe John Edwards should have turned to Mr. Lefthand instead of some whack job new-age babe. Mr. Lefthand can't get pregnant and is very easily hidden away in Mr. Lefthand Pocket.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:04 PM on 08/14/2008
- trollsbwild I'm a Fan of trollsbwild 17 fans permalink

Reminds me of..

I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie
And you won't see or hear me
As I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about

sorry, couldn't help it...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:55 PM on 08/14/2008
- malrubius I'm a Fan of malrubius 3 fans permalink

Holy crap! I might live to be 200.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:53 PM on 08/14/2008
- rcpmac I'm a Fan of rcpmac 6 fans permalink
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LOL

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:59 PM on 08/14/2008
- Imzadi I'm a Fan of Imzadi 76 fans permalink
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Uh, TMI. EEEEEEW

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:51 PM on 08/14/2008
- happycat I'm a Fan of happycat 124 fans permalink
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I know. It is too yucky too think about.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:00 PM on 08/14/2008
- illinoisan I'm a Fan of illinoisan 25 fans permalink
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Jeez, it's a beautiful thing. Ask Jocelyn Elders.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:51 PM on 08/14/2008
- Opinionater I'm a Fan of Opinionater 9 fans permalink
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I hope Mr Borgnine sees the humor in this headline. Some of these comments are hilarious IMO. Let's give him a big hand!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:48 PM on 08/14/2008
- KOisGod I'm a Fan of KOisGod 337 fans permalink
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getting ones self off means never having to say, I love you to your hand.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:44 PM on 08/14/2008
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