Ernest Borgnine: "I Masturbate A Lot" (VIDEO)

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First Posted: 08-14-08 06:31 PM   |   Updated: 09-14-08 05:12 AM

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Ernest Borgnine is keeping busy - masturbating. The 91-year-old legend appeared on Fox & Friends to promote his book and was asked his secret to longevity. He leaned in and whispered (easily heard over the microphone) "I masturbate a lot." The hosts were in hysterics, rightly.

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Ernest Borgnine is keeping busy - masturbating. The 91-year-old legend appeared on Fox & Friends to promote his book and was asked his secret to longevity. He leaned in and whispered (easily heard ove...
Ernest Borgnine is keeping busy - masturbating. The 91-year-old legend appeared on Fox & Friends to promote his book and was asked his secret to longevity. He leaned in and whispered (easily heard ove...
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- lezlib I'm a Fan of lezlib 3 fans permalink

Just say "eeeuuuwwww"!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:39 PM on 08/14/2008
- aOsO I'm a Fan of aOsO 44 fans permalink
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Suddenly being old doesn't look so bad.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:37 PM on 08/14/2008
- Einstein44 I'm a Fan of Einstein44 14 fans permalink

I guess it's FAIR and BALANCED each time Ernest Borgnine does it !!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:08 PM on 08/14/2008
- Rockwell I'm a Fan of Rockwell 65 fans permalink
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Good for you Mermaid Man. There's hope for the rest of us!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:57 PM on 08/14/2008

Ernie is hilarious. How unaffected and natural the guy is - as compared to the phony zeroes interviewing him. "I actually heard him!" "I like this guy!" Geez - how about a little originality. It's obvious these people haven't experience a non-canned moment in their professional lives.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:54 PM on 08/14/2008
- MalloMel I'm a Fan of MalloMel 88 fans permalink
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I'm sure everyone of them do it also.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:21 AM on 08/15/2008
- 1rewd1 I'm a Fan of 1rewd1 3 fans permalink
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Ernest Borgnine fwapping doesn't bother me ... anyone thinking of Ernest Borgnine while fwapping I find problematic.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:49 PM on 08/14/2008
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i feel i,m in good company.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:43 PM on 08/14/2008
- lyingtruth I'm a Fan of lyingtruth 16 fans permalink

Get a grip Ernie!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:17 PM on 08/14/2008
- Marlyn I'm a Fan of Marlyn 79 fans permalink
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Borgnine's secret to longevity is similar to Mae West's advice, "The secret to good health is an orgasm and a bowel movement every day."

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:04 PM on 08/14/2008

And BAM (FAP!), Ernest Borgnine is relevant to yet another generation. Good on ya, Mr. Borgnine. I'd shake your hand, but you know.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:56 PM on 08/14/2008
- Smirk I'm a Fan of Smirk 28 fans permalink
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Good for him, but T. M. I.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:49 PM on 08/14/2008
- gcallaghan I'm a Fan of gcallaghan 52 fans permalink
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Keeerist! If jerking off is the secret of longevity, Bush has done nothing but that for the last 8 years (that we know of.) We'll never be rid of him.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:39 PM on 08/14/2008
- KOisGod I'm a Fan of KOisGod 327 fans permalink
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LOL, scary isn't it - ?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:43 PM on 08/14/2008

Notice that he is the only president that does not appear to have aged?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:53 PM on 08/14/2008

Better a good woman to help, lie pipe each day keeps the pipes clear, and the prostate small, you never get backed up an you will live to a 100. Secret of all centenarians. I think we have found the fountain of youth...; or the pole of youth better put...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:28 PM on 08/14/2008
- BlueZoo I'm a Fan of BlueZoo 44 fans permalink

Good grief! One more article with waaaaaaaaaaay more info than I ever wanted to know! First, it was the graphic description of a woman's Brazilian bikini wax and now this. The National Enquirer is breaking news re John Edwards and HuffPo is degenerating into London's "Page 3" in The Sun! Where will it end!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:19 PM on 08/14/2008
- mulegino I'm a Fan of mulegino 44 fans permalink

Biography becomes Viagraphy, ad infinitum.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:23 PM on 08/14/2008
- Mayoyo I'm a Fan of Mayoyo 5 fans permalink

I second that.....O­y vey!!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:15 PM on 08/14/2008
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