Ernest Borgnine: "I Masturbate A Lot" (VIDEO)

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First Posted: 08-14-08 06:31 PM   |   Updated: 09-14-08 05:12 AM

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Ernest Borgnine is keeping busy - masturbating. The 91-year-old legend appeared on Fox & Friends to promote his book and was asked his secret to longevity. He leaned in and whispered (easily heard over the microphone) "I masturbate a lot." The hosts were in hysterics, rightly.

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Ernest Borgnine is keeping busy - masturbating. The 91-year-old legend appeared on Fox & Friends to promote his book and was asked his secret to longevity. He leaned in and whispered (easily heard ove...
Ernest Borgnine is keeping busy - masturbating. The 91-year-old legend appeared on Fox & Friends to promote his book and was asked his secret to longevity. He leaned in and whispered (easily heard ove...
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- phoffman I'm a Fan of phoffman 3 fans permalink
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IM GONNA LIVE FOREVER!!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:09 PM on 08/14/2008
- kdogg I'm a Fan of kdogg 2 fans permalink

lol nice, very nice...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:36 PM on 08/14/2008
- Moshe I'm a Fan of Moshe 207 fans permalink
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He was just trying to appeal to FOX's demographic . . .

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:05 PM on 08/14/2008
- Hirnlego I'm a Fan of Hirnlego 113 fans permalink
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This may be the best clip from fox..

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:04 PM on 08/14/2008
- Big0725 I'm a Fan of Big0725 23 fans permalink
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Gotta love this guy.

And at 91 he can still flog the log.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:40 PM on 08/14/2008
- Destin I'm a Fan of Destin 55 fans permalink
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I hear ya, I just hope I can still do it when I'm that age, if I'm blessed enough to live that long. :)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:03 PM on 08/14/2008
- hypnus I'm a Fan of hypnus 32 fans permalink
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Thanks for the image of Lt. Cmdr. McHale shinning his torpedo.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:31 PM on 08/14/2008
- meanguy I'm a Fan of meanguy 17 fans permalink

my eyes! MY EYES!!!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:38 PM on 08/14/2008
- 3in1 I'm a Fan of 3in1 permalink

THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:26 PM on 08/14/2008
- Destin I'm a Fan of Destin 55 fans permalink
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Well, I guess it would fall under "excersize", and if you can drag it out 30 minutes or more, I'm sure it keeps the heart plenty strong. ;)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:03 PM on 08/14/2008
- CARTERJ I'm a Fan of CARTERJ 5 fans permalink

Ya gotta keep the old pipes clean and flowing, ya know.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:53 PM on 08/14/2008
- Diogenis I'm a Fan of Diogenis 65 fans permalink

Yep, use Drain-O !

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:57 PM on 08/14/2008
- Diogenis I'm a Fan of Diogenis 65 fans permalink

Ah..now we have proof! You won't go blind! Phew!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:51 PM on 08/14/2008
- procrustes I'm a Fan of procrustes 4 fans permalink

But the palms! Does he have hairy palms?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:32 PM on 08/14/2008
- Diogenis I'm a Fan of Diogenis 65 fans permalink

A "must" see in all nursing homes. Alzheimers? Bull crap!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:41 PM on 08/14/2008
- Big0725 I'm a Fan of Big0725 23 fans permalink
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From what I hear at lot more than masturbation is going on at you average nursing home nowadays.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:49 PM on 08/14/2008
- PatA I'm a Fan of PatA 49 fans permalink
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It is about time someone talked about masturbation without sneering..­....it is a healthy part of our lives, regardless of age.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:35 PM on 08/14/2008
- JScott I'm a Fan of JScott 20 fans permalink

And on Fox News of all channels, I hope Billo and Sean are fulminating!!!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:49 PM on 08/14/2008

That's kind of an insult to his wife, isn't it?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:34 PM on 08/14/2008
- Diogenis I'm a Fan of Diogenis 65 fans permalink

ask her.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:44 PM on 08/14/2008
- MikeDu I'm a Fan of MikeDu 147 fans permalink
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Ethel Merman wrote an autobiography. The chapter covering her marriage to Borgnine was blank - literally a blank page. ouch!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:16 PM on 08/14/2008
- OnTheCusp I'm a Fan of OnTheCusp 6 fans permalink

Why would masturbating be an insult to anyone? People have needs and ought to be able to satisfy themselves any time they wish.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:08 PM on 08/14/2008
- Big0725 I'm a Fan of Big0725 23 fans permalink
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Think about it. Would you want that climbing on top of you?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:47 PM on 08/14/2008

Did anyone really want this much info from Marty?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:27 PM on 08/14/2008
- OnTheCusp I'm a Fan of OnTheCusp 6 fans permalink

Ya mean Ernie?!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:09 PM on 08/14/2008
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    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:23 PM on 08/14/2008
- Big0725 I'm a Fan of Big0725 23 fans permalink
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OMG!

Don't get out much, do ya?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:46 PM on 08/14/2008
- OtayPanky I'm a Fan of OtayPanky 66 fans permalink
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Finally...­some news you can use.

This really belongs over in the LIVING section to provide some much needed relief from all those woo-woo happiness and longevity blogs.

Especially since it's targeted towards the most miserable people on the planet: American women.

C'mon ladies. The man in the boat wants to go out for a ride!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:22 PM on 08/14/2008
- Diogenis I'm a Fan of Diogenis 65 fans permalink

Amazing hey? Finally some truth in reporting on Fox!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:43 PM on 08/14/2008

I figured that when I saw his break away movie "Marty".

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:19 PM on 08/14/2008
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