Ernest Borgnine: "I Masturbate A Lot" (VIDEO)

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First Posted: 08-14-08 06:31 PM   |   Updated: 09-14-08 05:12 AM

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Ernest Borgnine is keeping busy - masturbating. The 91-year-old legend appeared on Fox & Friends to promote his book and was asked his secret to longevity. He leaned in and whispered (easily heard over the microphone) "I masturbate a lot." The hosts were in hysterics, rightly.

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Ernest Borgnine is keeping busy - masturbating. The 91-year-old legend appeared on Fox & Friends to promote his book and was asked his secret to longevity. He leaned in and whispered (easily heard ove...
Ernest Borgnine is keeping busy - masturbating. The 91-year-old legend appeared on Fox & Friends to promote his book and was asked his secret to longevity. He leaned in and whispered (easily heard ove...
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- MajorKong I'm a Fan of MajorKong 388 fans permalink
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This has been another episode of "People you didn't even know were still alive".

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:19 PM on 08/14/2008

oh no... not the M word! We all need to lighten up... I assume all 4 on the couch did it at least once that day!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:07 PM on 08/14/2008

Meet your new ringtone(s): http://www.entertonement.com/collections/2066/Ernest-Borgnine

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:01 PM on 08/14/2008
- zendem1 I'm a Fan of zendem1 109 fans permalink

Lets all give Ernie a great big hand!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:00 PM on 08/14/2008

Why not? He gives himself one.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:23 PM on 08/14/2008
- Big0725 I'm a Fan of Big0725 23 fans permalink
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..........­....over and over and over ..........­........

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:45 PM on 08/14/2008
- JimboSlice I'm a Fan of JimboSlice 6 fans permalink

Hey Gretchen, guess where you are going to be tonight

;-)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:58 PM on 08/14/2008
- truthyguy I'm a Fan of truthyguy 42 fans permalink

Now that is something that you would expect on Fox NEWS.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:57 PM on 08/14/2008

Where's your sense of humor? Instead you have to rag on Fox once again over something that was funny. No matter what anybody does, there's always someone who is offended. It's not important so give it a rest.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:58 PM on 08/17/2008
- neuron I'm a Fan of neuron 6 fans permalink

If you can't beat 'em...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:54 PM on 08/14/2008

or rather:

If you can't join 'em ...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:44 PM on 08/14/2008

That was the most insightful interviewing Fox has ever done.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:48 PM on 08/14/2008
- getoffmedz I'm a Fan of getoffmedz 110 fans permalink
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OK, anyone who has or is now taking psychoactive substances or can easily visualize a concept - DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO.

A word to the wise.

heh

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:43 PM on 08/14/2008

I have met him several times. He's a real sweet guy. I never realized his secret. And I have shook hands with......­. gotta go.....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:40 PM on 08/14/2008
- Diogenis I'm a Fan of Diogenis 65 fans permalink

and ahhh, well, you've masturbated too. Next?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:45 PM on 08/14/2008

If only John Edwards listened to Ernie's advice.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:31 PM on 08/14/2008
- Diogenis I'm a Fan of Diogenis 65 fans permalink

Ernie is alone. John wasn't! Next?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:44 PM on 08/14/2008
- Marlyn I'm a Fan of Marlyn 79 fans permalink
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Good for him. Nothing wrong with it. As you see, it is the secret to longevity.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:26 PM on 08/14/2008

Sure, just keep doing it for 80 years or so . . .

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:36 PM on 08/14/2008
- robotfog I'm a Fan of robotfog 23 fans permalink
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okay. I'll start now.

[/joke]

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:32 PM on 08/14/2008
- Mort I'm a Fan of Mort 38 fans permalink
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I wonder if he thinks about Shelley Winters.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:22 PM on 08/14/2008
- steveRB I'm a Fan of steveRB 4 fans permalink

Maybe Betsy Ross.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:43 PM on 08/14/2008

A young hot Connie Stevens. OOOOOOOOOOOP. Gotta go...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:06 PM on 08/14/2008
- JJI I'm a Fan of JJI 2 fans permalink

Finally a reason for Gretchen Carlson

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:13 PM on 08/14/2008
- GameGuru59 I'm a Fan of GameGuru59 2 fans permalink
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Odd, the guy in the middle still shook his had right after he said it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:07 PM on 08/14/2008
- gttim I'm a Fan of gttim 2 fans permalink

I noticed that! One guys says that he masturbates a lot, the other guy shakes his hand right away. As Monk would say, "I need a wipe!"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:52 PM on 08/14/2008
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"I dunno Marty, what do you wanna do?"

Finally, we know.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:57 PM on 08/14/2008
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