Jessica Simpson's New Job: Beer Salesman

DALLAS — Jessica Simpson is now selling beer. The singer and actress has signed on as spokeswoman for Stampede Light Plus, made by Dallas' Stampede Brewing Co.

Simpson will appear in ads in stores for the beer and is taking a 15 percent stake in the brewer. The Dallas Morning News says terms were not disclosed.

Lawrence Schwartz, Stampede's president and chief executive, says Simpson is the now face of the brand.

Simpson said in a statement that as an entrepreneur she's "always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio with good ideas and good people."

Stampede Light bills itself as a beer for active people.

Comments

[marignymitch]

I think she has a dandy career waiting for her in porn. Dad is on board, I hear.

[MemphisBuffalo]

She has a great pair of kegs! She started out as a christian singer and now she is selling beer!

[ladydragon]

actually the alcohol would maybe stimulate her brain and then she could string 3 or 4 words together that actually make sense, but she'll still need a cup to carry a tune..heee heee

[aubrey8]

she's still light years ahead of you.....

[usakaput]

talentless

[nogimmicks]

Come on.. Her sister has even less talent.

[aubrey8]

and she's no john edwards...

[sufi66]

Makes sense. I need a few six packs to stand her.

[boycottrightwingthings]

Haven't we all had enough of this no talent?? Make her go away, PLEASE. I am sick of her and her no talent sibling, and of her wacko dad, too!

[aubrey8]

try the john edwards page...

[wayoutleft]

that may be her job, but the mission of her life is to make te dallas cowboys lose.

[marymansour]

Ditzy does beer. What a relief.

[soonerdru]

Well I suppose at least she's doing something. Turned out singing wasn't really her fortay. Yeah Jess, selling beer is just a great idea. Let's introduce another alcohol product to America and promote it to men with sex. Very spiritual of you.

[ramblingjohnny]

Like beer was not promoted by sexy women already. It the oldest trick in the book! She might look and sound dumb but her 15% stake does not say that.

[hydrocap]

Doesn't look like a man to me...

[tcagle]

Why isn't she selling milk?

[rockyersocksoff]

This just in:

Stampede Brewing just announced that Toby Keith will be the pitchman for their newest beer,

Stampede NooseHoof, the beer for active horses who get ridden to lynchings.

[gman1232]

Dude...that is too funny.

[johnnygoodwud]

the slow, slow spirual into oblivion

[Topfeeder]

Yep, Jenny Craig is patiently waiting.

[supergranny]

belch....

[marymansour]

Is that one of Cindy McCain's distributors? Just wondering.