Pumas, Veeps, And Hissing Cockroaches: A Political Bestiary On Crappy Hour

09/22/2008 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

This morning, I once again had the privilege of spending the early, surly hours of the Friday of/before the Text Message That Nostradamus, And No One Else, Has Predicted Correctly with Megan Carpentier chatting it up as a part of Jezebel.com's regular feature, Crappy Hour. Today, we offer a little Veepstakes, a little McCain's-Many-Homes, a lot on creepy PUMA founder WIll Bower, a little on a cockroach race in New Jersey, and how McCain has taken Rudy Guiliani's "Noun, Verb, 9-11" and transformed it into "Noun Verb Pout Stutter War Hero HA HA I Win." Please to enjoy!