What All The Page Interns Are There For

If you've been following me on Twitter (and really, why aren't you?) you'll know that yesterday, I took in the entire breadth and scope of The Page's massive entourage and wondered: what on earth do all those people do? Well, we have an answer! As the picture shows, one member of the entourage is in charge of taping the special "The Page" branded posterboards to their adorable golf cart, which runs on conventional wisdom. Don't forget to yell "Toot, toot!" as they drive around the endless, terrifying perimeter of the Democratic National Convention.