Lance Armstrong On Dating And Sex: "I Never Got Any Complaints"

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First Posted: 09- 4-08 01:36 PM   |   Updated: 10- 5-08 05:12 AM

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Champion cyclist, cancer fundraiser, father of three, and alpha bachelor Lance Armstrong is on the cover of the October Men's Journal and profiled in a lengthy piece by Vanessa Grigoriadis. After pages rehashing his history and detailing hanging out with Armstrong on LiveStrong Day as he jets around the country, the author finally gets to sex and dating. Armstrong last three girlfriends have publicly been Kate Hudson, Tory Burch and Sheryl Crow, to whom he was engaged. The article is not yet online, but Huffington Post typed in this excerpt:

These days he's unapologetic about his reputation in the tabloids as a pussy hound, linked to designer and socialite Tory Burch, Ashley Olsen (whom he denies dating), and, until recently, Kate Hudson. "I'm a 36-year-old single guy who is completely open and honest with every woman in my life," says Armstrong. "As long as you're honest, and no one's getting played or let down, then you're being fair."


Armstrong doesn't go on a lot of real dates. "I think it's hard for me, or for anyone in my position, to call someone up and say, 'Hey, can I take you on a date?'" he says. "It's never like that. I meet people casually, while hanging out with friends, so there's less pressure." Sex is something he enjoys, because he didn't get much of it on the Tour. "I had sex if I had the energy. I wasn't one of those guys who believed in the myths about the guy losing his chi," says Armstrong. "But the fact is that if you are riding your bike five, six, seven hours a day, you are not a sex champion. You're just not. You have fatigue, low testosterone, and a lower libido." He grins. "But you know, I never got any complaints."

Armstrong retreats from questions about Hudson, whom he dated for a few months. "I made a mistake to let the public into my relationship with Sheryl, even though it didn't feel like a mistake at the time," he says. "It put a lot of pressure on the relationship, and I will never do it again." Some public outings can't be avoided, though. "When Tory had a show, I would go to the show; when Sheryl had a concert, I'd go to the concert; and if - uh - a new lady has a premiere, I might go to the premiere. I'm there as a supportive partner, that's my role. But sitting down and doing a bunch of photos, like I did with Sheryl, is just wrong, and I won't do that again."

It is hard to miss that most of these women are somewhat similar: down-to-earth blond lasses with Cheshire cat grins and small waistlines. Does he have a type?

"Everyone says that!" says Armstrong, moodily. "Everyone says I have a type! Of course I have a type. But doesn't everyone have a type? So shut up!"

Um, isn't that type a little like your mom?

"Now, hold on a minute there, " he says, laughing. "That's just gross."

Later, at his Texas mansion, he shows the reporter his bedroom and bathroom, which has an infinity bathtub:

A painting hangs over a stainless-steel bathtub in his bathroom. "Girls love that tub," he says, "They're always splashing around in it, and I've gotta be like, 'Hey, quit splashing the art!" (It's not immediately apparent if "girls" means his daughters or his lady friends.)

Champion cyclist, cancer fundraiser, father of three, and alpha bachelor Lance Armstrong is on the cover of the October Men's Journal and profiled in a lengthy piece by Vanessa Grigoriadis. After page...
Champion cyclist, cancer fundraiser, father of three, and alpha bachelor Lance Armstrong is on the cover of the October Men's Journal and profiled in a lengthy piece by Vanessa Grigoriadis. After page...
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Walking away from a relationship - regardless of HOW much money is involved - is the same as making a complaint. Just seems the kinder way to do so... (This is from a woman's point of view.)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:39 AM on 09/05/2008

Is it true that Ernest Borgnine tried masturbating on him?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:36 AM on 09/05/2008
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GAWD! I laughed till I cried! good comment!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:25 AM on 09/05/2008
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I think people are revealing too much about their personal lives.....­...Ernest Borgnine, that little midget who had a sex tape and now even Lance Armstrong. It's too much information !

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:41 AM on 09/05/2008
- cae I'm a Fan of cae 3 fans permalink

Oh yes, Lance, you're the man. You're fantastic Lance. There's nobody like you, Lance.

I was so deeply disappointed years ago when I saw this guy on Charlie Rose's show. One of the most egotistical people I've ever heard. Thought, well winning the Tour so many times (5 or 6 at the time) has completely gone to his head. Soon after he separated and divorced. Nice thing to do to a person who stayed with you and helped you through cancer as well as the rest of your family - 3 kids. Have a ball Lance (no pun intended)! You're the best!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:05 AM on 09/05/2008

this guy sounds like a nut.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:41 AM on 09/05/2008
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Who the hell cares?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:13 AM on 09/05/2008

"I never got any complaints­." LMAO Spoken like a man who never got a return engagement, either.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:51 PM on 09/04/2008
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I guess Lance Armstrong never slept with Sarah Palin.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:58 PM on 09/04/2008

This guy is so full of himself. Check out this story on his water usage which was more than anyone else in the city limits. http://www.statesman.com/search/content/news/stories/local/08/15/0815wateruse.html
A total of 222,900 gallons of water was used at Armstrong's home in one month. Absolutely outstanding. What an example and he wants you to think he is a good guy with political ambitions?

Obviously, he will make a great republican governor candidate someday.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:57 PM on 09/04/2008
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The man kicked everyone's ass including cancers. So he had one line about not having any complaints. Everything else in this interview is fair.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:53 PM on 09/04/2008

wow. from all the women on this board, you'd think armstrong did something egregious. if this were a woman (ahem MADONNA), you'd all call her 'liberated'. get off his back, haters.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:27 PM on 09/04/2008

This guy is way too full of himself. Plus cheats.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:54 PM on 09/04/2008
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Lance, just in case nobody ever told you, if you have it, you don't have to brag about it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:25 PM on 09/04/2008

Lance has turned into a championship starf***er. Man, is he impressed with himself, or what? In another 10 years, he'll turn into Kato Kaelin, professional hanger-on.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:04 PM on 09/04/2008
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I've heard so many guys all through the years say that. Its a way of boasting about one's virility.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:52 PM on 09/04/2008

Ya think?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:06 PM on 09/04/2008
- Dalicious I'm a Fan of Dalicious 4 fans permalink

I was going to say the same thing. Have you ever, ever heard a guy admit to sexual inadequacy in any way, shape, or form? NO! Me included. And I agree, if you're saying it, that's a way of communicating insecurity on some level.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:05 PM on 09/04/2008
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Gawd. We do not need to hear about people gloating about their apparent sex lives, no matter how tawdry.

Unless any medical reports come out conclusive he has herpes. Would women start to complain?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:46 PM on 09/04/2008

My comment was unfairly deleted. I said--

so far he's been outed as a "water hog" [see the articles on LA being the biggest water user in Austin]
and as a "p**** hound" [as quoted in the original post on this site]
which is a term I hate, but one that was used in the original Huffington Post--which was admittedly typed by one of the staffers. So why can you quote that term in a post but I can't quote the term in a comment?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:43 PM on 09/04/2008

Let me know when you've over 500.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:07 PM on 09/04/2008
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Geez, and I was all insecure about 4 (you meant deleted comments, not women right?)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:43 PM on 09/04/2008
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So was mine and I never said anything requiring asterisks.­..

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:12 PM on 09/04/2008
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