10/11/2008 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc, McCain Style

John McCain, 9/10/08, Fairfax, VA:

"Now we're called a 'Team of Mavericks.' I'm honored by that."

Uhm...you're honored by an honorific you bestowed upon yourself?

In other news, all three cable news outlets offered pillar-to-post coverage of Sarah Palin delivering the same speech she's given all week. She's getting pretty good at it!