Life Turned Into An Endless Medley Of "Gee, It Had To Be You!"

Why?

[Insert word that Bloomberg's Carol Baum let slip on Fox & Friends this morning].

Oh also, and ass.

Via Ben Smith, who rightly points out that had this clip been anything other than "a conservative pundit talking to Fox, I suspect the outrage machine would be ginning up already over the joking, slang reference to Palin's anatomy."

If you don't know what reference I'm making here, perhaps this movie clip overdubbed in the language of America's arch-enemy Spain* will give you a clue.

(For the record, Sarah Palin can do terrific fankicks.)

Remember when lipstick was a big deal? Never mind that, remember when the worst thing you could say on television was "nuts?" Sigh. We were so innocent then. I'd give up even the chance to make this showtune reference for a chance to have that back. For now, I guess I'll just give up the obvious SEO benefits of tagging this post. Sorry — however I may feel about the misrepresentations of her record, the stonewalling of the press, and her disquieting lack of experience, I evidently have more respect for the GOP vice-presidential candidate than Carole Baum. That goes double for my "Prez and V.P", aka my "Bipartisan Committee," aka my "Two Houses of Congress." Hmm, how else can I say this. My Ba-Rack?

Related:
Sarah Palin's [Bleeps] on Fox News [BuzzFeed]
Sarah Palin's "[Bleeps]" Mentioned on Television by Person with "[Bleeps]" [Indecision 2008]
Fox News Guest Breaks The Sarah Palin's [Bleeps] Barrier [Videogum]
"I Bet You're All Staring At My [Bleeps] Now, Aren't You?" [A Chorus Line]

*Okay, fine, it's Italian. Steve Schmidt told me no one would care.