Letterman Attacks McCain Day 2: "I Feel Like An Ugly Date" (VIDEO)

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First Posted: 09-25-08 10:09 PM   |   Updated: 10-26-08 05:12 AM

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NEW YORK — "Late Show" host David Letterman kept up a verbal assault on John McCain Thursday, saying he felt like an "ugly date" because the GOP presidential candidate backed out of a scheduled appearance on his talk show.

The night before, Letterman had said McCain's decision to suspend his campaign to deal with the economic crisis "didn't smell right." Letterman substituted MSNBC's "Countdown" host _ and critic of the Arizona senator _ Keith Olbermann when McCain called him to say he wouldn't appear Wednesday.

The comic was unhappy when McCain sat for an interview with Katie Couric instead of him Wednesday _ and even more perturbed to learn that McCain didn't leave New York until Thursday.

He said he felt like a "patriot" to let McCain off his commitment to deal with the economy and "now I'm feeling like an ugly date."

"That's what I feel like, I feel like an ugly date," he said. "I feel used. I feel cheap. I feel sullied."

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McCain spokeswoman Nicole Wallace said Thursday that the campaign "felt this wasn't a night for comedy."

"We deeply regret offending Mr. Letterman, but our candidate's priority at this moment is to focus on this crisis," Wallace said on NBC's "Today" show.

The late-night comic banged away at McCain on Thursday from the opening of his monologue.

"You're here on a good night," he told the audience. "So far none of our guests have canceled."

He talked about daredevil David Blaine's feat of hanging upside down in New York's Central Park for 60 hours.

"They just left the guy hanging there," he said. "It's the same thing McCain did to me last night."

He described socialite Paris Hilton _ Thursday's guest whose celebrity was once used in a McCain campaign ad to mock Obama _ as McCain's first choice for a running mate.

"Here's how it works: you don't come to see me? You don't come to see me? Well, we might not see you on Inauguration Day," Letterman said.

Noting that McCain wanted to postpone Friday's first debate with Barack Obama, Letterman said running mate Sarah Palin wanted to put off her debate with Democrat Joe Biden until after Election Day. Letterman said McCain taking Palin to meet world leaders at the United Nations was like "take-your-daughter-to-work day."

Letterman's Top 10 list was "surprising facts about Sarah Palin," read by citizens of Wasilla, Alaska, where she was once mayor.

No. 10: Palin "sometimes calls John McCain grandpa."

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NEW YORK — "Late Show" host David Letterman kept up a verbal assault on John McCain Thursday, saying he felt like an "ugly date" because the GOP presidential candidate backed out of a scheduled ...
NEW YORK — "Late Show" host David Letterman kept up a verbal assault on John McCain Thursday, saying he felt like an "ugly date" because the GOP presidential candidate backed out of a scheduled ...
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- PADebbie I'm a Fan of PADebbie 9 fans permalink
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He has the ugly part right! :-D

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:37 PM on 09/26/2008

Good job Dave for calling him out. Little white lies are STILL LIES. Can you imagine if he was president and didn't think little white lies mattered?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:27 PM on 09/26/2008
- Melissa I'm a Fan of Melissa 24 fans permalink

Poor Dave, you have to realize that you are just not that important!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:22 AM on 09/27/2008

If he's not, why did McCain announce his candidacy on Dave's program? You can't have it both ways.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:36 AM on 09/28/2008
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If he's not important why are you crying about it?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:28 PM on 09/28/2008

It just shows his character.­Mccain lies that easily. He feels no shame in lying.He does not carewhat anybody thinks of him.What a role mode1 What a leader!The last time we had some one who lied straight to the American people we were led into the quagmire of awar in Iraq.Do we want another one who does not hesitate to lie even in simple situations to lead the Nation?NO. This man loves himself and nothing else.The country is the last thing in his priorities­.Electing him is tantamount digging our graves.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:13 PM on 09/26/2008
- PT6 I'm a Fan of PT6 25 fans permalink

DAVE IS the TRUE "AMERICA FIRST" and let's bring him in 2016 when he is McFlipFlops age.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:08 PM on 09/26/2008
- USA1776 I'm a Fan of USA1776 5 fans permalink

How funny would it be if he did the # of days John McCain hasn't been on like he did with Oprah.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:01 PM on 09/26/2008

That is a great idea.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:49 PM on 09/26/2008
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co-sign

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:03 AM on 09/28/2008
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And if I know Dave, despite his anger about being stood up, he'll still be gracious enough to have McCain on at some later date.

And McCain will appear with that totally freaky fixed smile that looks like it was surgically implanted on his face and spout all his old, tired "patriotic" banalities out of his old wrinkled butt.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:50 PM on 09/26/2008

McCain = Crypt Keeper.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:51 PM on 09/26/2008
- zbig I'm a Fan of zbig 3 fans permalink

Letterman will have McCain on after he's lost the election.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:01 PM on 09/26/2008
- Sumocat I'm a Fan of Sumocat 32 fans permalink

It's one thing to cancel on Letterman. It's another to call him on the phone and lie about the reason. Note to McCain: Next time you ditch someone and lie to him about the reason, don't televise the real reason.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:49 PM on 09/26/2008
- LibRS I'm a Fan of LibRS 5 fans permalink

news flash

dave, i hate to be the one to break it to you son, but you are an ugly date.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:43 PM on 09/26/2008
- dharma41 I'm a Fan of dharma41 3 fans permalink

cheap shot news update

And LibRS, I hate to break it to you, but Dave already knows he's far from being the handsomest stud on the planet. He's acknowledged this more then once on the show. However, he more then makes up for that with his unique brand of humor.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:31 PM on 09/26/2008
- LibRS I'm a Fan of LibRS 5 fans permalink

"unigque brand of humor"

your opinion.

as for my cheapshot, what exactly do you call his bs?
pahleaseee­eeeeeeeeee­ee

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:34 AM on 09/29/2008

I love David Letterman! No one can deliver those painful zingers quite like Dave......
I am so happy someone stood up and said what so very many of us are thinking
Everyone is so worried about being political correct, they don't touch the subject or
either say it so gently , you're wishing they hadn't said anything
I tuned in again last night because I knew he was mad and wasn't going to
let it go. I'm so thrilled he didn't let us down,. Kudo's to you Dave!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:31 PM on 09/26/2008
- Osprey3 I'm a Fan of Osprey3 3 fans permalink

Once again, this speaks to John McCain's honor that he keeps talking up to the Public. Right!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:15 PM on 09/26/2008

Think this will help Indiana turn Blue?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:10 PM on 09/26/2008
- libbygirl I'm a Fan of libbygirl 7 fans permalink

I very rarely stay up late enough to catch Letterman but fortunately I had way too much caffeine Wednesday and was watching. Last night I forced myself to stay up to watch because I wanted to see if he would take on McCain again. Thank goodness he did. Unfortunately I think I'm now so hooked on Letterman that I may never get 8 hours of sleep again.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:28 PM on 09/26/2008

I believe it was the Sumerian philosopher Ibid Anon who first said, "Never pick a fight with someone who buys ink by the barrel".

Similarly, "Never pick a fight with someone who has a five-night-a-week network talk show".

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:21 PM on 09/26/2008
- Doofus I'm a Fan of Doofus 25 fans permalink
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There's almost no one who 'gets into a snit' better than Dave Letterman.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:54 PM on 09/26/2008

He would have been better off just saying he had a tummy ache...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:09 PM on 09/26/2008

A question for David Letterman:
Do you feel like a used McCain condom, Dave?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:44 PM on 09/27/2008
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Thank you Mr. Letterman.

If only more people had stood up to that lying, dissembling, avaricious, violent, pusillanimuous little banty rooster over the years, we wouldn't even know who John McCain is, let alone have to watch this dog-and-pony horror show.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:05 PM on 09/26/2008
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