Howard Stern's (Stripper-Free) Bachelor Party

New York Post:

Howard Stern ain't misbehaving. The Sirius shock jock's bachelor party was a small affair that started and ended early and didn't feature a single stripper, one attendee tells Page Six. The 15 stags - including Gary Dell'Abate, Ronnie (The Limo Driver) Munn and other Stern show regulars - toasted their bachelor boss in a private room at Nobu 57 which featured a cake shaped like a microphone. "Artie Lange, who's on the wagon right now, got there midway through and says, 'Never in my life did I think I'd be late for a bachelor party by arriving at 9 p.m. - or that I'd be drinking a Diet Coke,' " our source said.

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Comments

[dgscol]

I still do not have it right (please edit other versions) :

It is impossible to underestimate the stupidity of people.

Howard Stern

[dgscol]

Never underestimate the stupidity of people.

Howard Stern

[dgscol]

Never underestimate the stupid of people....­.
Howard Stern

[Bluedog12]

Howard Imus.

[satyriasis]

This tired old has been needs to retire already. He hasn't said anything fresh since the late 1990's.

[RedWhiteandBrooklyn]

Howard Stern.... I know hat name from somewhere. Didn't he used to be famous a long time ago?

[Wolfgang]

Beauty and the Beast.

[ugmold]

Phoney dinkweed

[Swerinjer]

he's overstimulated. when he talks you can hear everything he says or does is motivated to escape the stimulation. he wants to retreat I can tell.

[trollsbwild]

Howard.

Congratulations on a successful kidnapping.

[MarceloAbans]

"I believe in censorship when it benefits me." -Howard Stern

That was the day I stopped listening.­.

[Swerinjer]

i dont belive you. i think thats nothing but pure bombast.

[SENATORCALLENBOWE]

WHERES THE FUN IN THAT?

[maori]

Congratulations Howard!

She's beautiful, please don't scare her away :-)

[westreal]

This is not good.

Ta Ta Toothy!

[Clavis]

Is Howard Stern still around?

[luvronpaul]

Yep, hes on satellite radio