Top Ten "Things Overheard At Palin Debate Camp"

David Letterman continued going after the McCain-Palin ticket Wednesday night, taking it hard to Sarah Palin.

After days of jokes about John McCain's cancellation last week, Wednesday night Letterman delivered a top ten list titled "Things Overheard At Palin Debate Camp." It included everything from "Hey, I can see Mexico from here!" to "Can I just use that lipstick-pit bull thing again?"

Watch (full list below):

From CBS, 10/1

10. "Let's practice your bewildered silence."

9. "Can you try saying 'yes' instead of 'you betcha'?"

8. "Hey, I can see Mexico from here!"

7. "Maybe we'll get lucky and there won't be any questions about Iraq, taxes or healthcare."

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6. "We're screwed!"

5. "Can I just use that lipstick-pit bull thing again?"

4. "We have to wrap it up for the day -- McCain eats dinner at 4:30."

3. "Can we get Congress to bail us out of this debate?"

2. "John Edwards wants to know if you'd like some private tutoring in his van."

1. "Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?"

Previously:
WATCH: David Letterman's War Against John McCain Day 4: "Good Thing John McCain Blew Me Off To Go Save The Economy"
WATCH: David Letterman vs. John McCain Continues: "McCain Loves Bailouts, He Bailed Out On Me!"
CBS News Executives "Aggravated" By Letterman's Use Of Internal News Feed
WATCH: Letterman Attacks McCain Day 2: "I Feel Like An Ugly Date"
WATCH: John McCain Cancels Letterman Appearance, Letterman Catches Him In A Lie

COMPLETE VP DEBATE COVERAGE: BIDEN PALIN VIDEO, HIGHLIGHTS

Comments

[DillardSisters]

Funny cartoon on the VP debate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG7LMNeCu7I

[DonDavis]

Newly Discovered Footage of Sarah Palin: Giving High School Book Report
http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=3665

[whitegoldwielder]

Keep it coming Dave. Once you comedians start trying to be political you always crash. Remember Arsenio, Rosie, Whoopi?

[zigzag1]

Dennis Miller

[mojoman]

Yeah, good thinking there. Nobody believes Jon Stewart & Stephen Colbert are funny. Too political. Sniff, sniff.

[kelly]

if you haven't noticed he has been political for many years

[TheGeicoCaveman]

JUST RELEASED BY McCAIN INSIDER


***Watch how McCain and Cindy lie about not going negative ***


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60k9IZ1LRC0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZf05ijVFtc&feature=related


And a FREE BONUS The 2006 vetting of Sarah Palin


http://mudflats.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/palin-2006-vetting.pdf

[davidinaustin]

Where did you get this? Pretty straightforward and scary stuff - keep posting about it on the blogs, see if it can get some traction.

[TheGeicoCaveman]

It has been sent to the major networks

[TheGeicoCaveman]

Cavemen are used to digging things up

[avehicle4changedotcom]

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[IconoclasticYouth]

I'm really glad McCain stood up Letterman gave the guy some fire... his show as actually been funny again for the first time in a decade.

[JTyroler]

I wonder how long it will be before people start asking, "What ever happened to that, uh, gee what was her name? She was the running mate for John McCain, you know who I'm thinking of, don't you?"

[RobertHewson]

New McCain Satire: The Impulsively Unreflective Duo in... "McCain Goes Negative!"
Hilarious, brilliant:
http://headofstate.blogspot.com/2008/10/impulsively-unreflective-duo-inmccain.html

[DonDavis]

Palin"s Advice: Put MORE Vice in the Vice Presidency
http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=3752

[Dreadsen]

This is all the information in one package on Palin's love for the Anti American AIP.

http://www.youdecide2008.com/2008/10/02/palin-as-the-treasonous-trojan-horse-for-the-aip/

You have all your video evidence and damaging audio recordings. I hope they use it.

[MandyVin]

I think that explains why she wants the VP to have more power if the McCain-Palin ticket wins. Wow...

[Badgirl]

Palin is the most confusing speaker of the 21st Century. It is impossible to follow her since she switches subjects midsentence. She created completely new words during that Couric interview that don't make any sense - like "Foundationally". Is that a hybrid of Foundation, Functionally and fundamentally? I try to listen but she's too mixed up and confusing.

[poster1122]

Foundationally is a word. It's the adverb form of foundational, as in a foundational principle.

[DonDavis]

A Sneak Preview: How a President Palin Would Handle the 3 AM Phone Call
http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=3733

[BurrDeming]

Letterman is very funny and usually on target.

In actual debate, Governor Palin did very well for herself.

Joe Biden merely did well for Obama.

But I have not yet heard anyone from any side express any concern about the most dangerous possibility if Governor Palin is elected to national office.

[siney]

palin did well for palin...that's what she does...little more than an opportunist...mccain is going down and she knows it...her history tells me she is rather good at putting her index finger to the winds...at her age and with her uber ambitions, palin is doing what she can do to survive mccain's crash...i expect we will see her in the senate someday...she is not a katherine harris with some seriously debilitating mental health issues...rather, palin has a mere personality disorder which has thus far served her well in life...

[frynpan]

Actually, she is a sociopath.

[mattybinks]

What do you mean "anyone from any side"? There are plenty of Republican pundits who have openly said that she is either not qualified or not ready to assume the presidency if McCain is no longer to hold the office.

Here's George Will's take on her lack of readiness:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/30/george-will-palin-is-not_n_130647.html

[RobertHewson]

Palin Satire: Joe Sixpack's Hockey Mom
http://headofstate.blogspot.com/2008/10/joe-sixpacks-hockey-mom.html

[cynicalgal]

Where did McCain find this cretin?
Look at the new SARAH PALIN BARBIE DOLL:

http://www.Vaboomer.com

[whitegoldwielder]

She wasn't hard to find, genius. She is a governor. Same credentials as Bill Clinton before he became President. And, after one day as mayor of tiny Wasilla Alaska, she had more experience in government than Obama.

You democrats sure know how to pick losers.

[mojoman]

Uh huh. That GWB/Cheney ticket has proved to be a real winner for America, dontcha' think? Palin is yet another GOP cipher. Keep smoking whatever it is in that pipe of yours, because after November 4th, your doctors will have to double your medication just to keep your head from exploding. Also.

[SKonnery]

Why do republicans take pride in being ignorant?