Rachael Ray's Corn Porn (VIDEO)

Flipping through the channels Thursday morning, you may have mistaken Rachael Ray's show for amateur porn. When Rachael hosted 58-year-old Linda, a viewer from San Jose with a tip on shucking corn, things got somewhat phallic.

Watch below as Rachael and Linda stroke ears of corn, and enjoy the slo-mo footage at the video's end:

And a still:

Comments

[Sadducee]

Corn porn is right, Rachael is fun to watch.

[mespace]

Finally, Rachael Ray does something funny. What a crackup. It reminds me of a "how to" video on the proper way to roll on a condom. http://mespace.wordpress.com

[Eric8869]

watch out - too much of that and you get creamed corn

[hypnotoad72]

OMG! ROTFLMAO!!

[ajm8127]

She's mysteriously good at "threading" that ear of corn. I bet she can remove every last thread with her tongue also. This is great comic relief from the headlines.

[johnnygoodwud]

giving the corn a bra-zilian

[BarackMan]

Love em......

[johnnygoodwud]

my theory, watch ladies in the produce dept. how they handle ears of corn, cuccumbers etc. very telling

[Bluedog12]

Please no corn in the can.

[faust2001]

Excuse me, I have to go thread my corn.

[doctorwang]

Great work, Danny! I couldn't stop laughing!

The ending was perfect!!!

[GwenElle]

Fun times.

[AngryAmish]

Oh, Rachel. I know you're stuck in a loveless sham of a marriage, but. . .really!

[westportmike]

I knew this was going to be the accompanying music!! LOL

[AnthonyVolpe]

Hey, at least she isn't wearing a Keffiyeh anymore, right?