"Nailin Paylin": Hustler's Palin Porn Details

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TMZ has new details about Hustler's Sarah Palin-inspired porn:

Hustler Video is shooting a porn with a look-alike, titled "Nailin' Paylin." The spelling is sic and so is Hustler.

The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." In another scene -- a flashback -- "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!"

There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes. The video is in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the election.

Lisa Ann is photographed above left next to Hustler head Larry Flynt.

Actress Nina Hartley, 49, has been cast as Hillary Clinton (photographed right)

Reports of the porn first surfaced when an ad for a Palin-lookalike porn actress was posted on Craigslist.

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Thursday's New York Daily News reported the porn's existence, and had the video confirmed by a Hustler spokesman, who could not then confirm a release date.

Radar got an excerpt of the Palin porn script and TMZ has the whole Naylin Palin script

Lisa Ann's MySpace page is private, but her mood is "ecstatic".

A photo of Lisa Ann in character:

TMZ'S original Nailin' Paylin entry

Comments

[Gutnick]

I can't wait until the sequels...

Sucker Mom!
In the VIP VP Room
Ice Fisherman weekend
The Russians are Cumming

[aistee]

There is some behind the sceen stuff here. Also an interview with the "star"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZcV9Od7q4A

[Raleigh Dave]

It was only a matter of time

[IamJesus]

Larry Flynt is the ultimate Hustler!

[RHCNYC]

Unlike many republicans who attack and criticize...um.. artistic works... I will do my duty as an informed citizen, and not make a decision until I've first watched the video; and will do so until I have become fully disgusted with this disgusting depiction of Palin, or run out of tissues!

America! F-Yeahh!

[radiojunkie]

"It's a joke that men are so easily physically aroused by transparent (no pun intended) low quality productions on film and video."

to say nothing about our not transparent and low quality Republican vice presidential candidate.

[MadMoll]

This for all the Rich Lowry's and their starbursts.

[veganphoto]

amazing how arousing an attractive republican with a low moral compass and very poorly prepared for her job and approving of murder of the other candidate, nevermind brutally supports and participates in wantonly murdering animals can still be.

[XBColdFingers]

What do you mean the Republicanista candidate for Vice President is not transparent?

[NoSillyName]

Oh, I thought that picture was of Miley Cyrus. I wondered if she'd gotten implants.

[US Patriot]

Democrat or Republican, its sad that people in our country still view women as just objects and tools. I guess that glass ceiling hasn't been broken yet.

[NoSillyName]

USP, please do not hold your breath waiting for this to change.

[pkafin]

You are sadly missing the point. It's highly unlikely that Larry Flynt would have a problem with a woman being President, or a CEO. The same goes for many porn lovers. Likewise, many uptight anti-porn crusaders would never assert the notion that womwn and men are equally capable and equally human.

I think, in many ways, porn mocks and preys upon the weakness of men. It's a joke that men are so easily physically aroused by transparent (no pun intended) low quality productions on film and video. As some men (and women) waste time and money procuring and enjoying porn, other men and women are laughing all the way to the bank with it.

I recognize that, as a worldwide phenomena, porn and prostitution are disproportionally heinous and detrimental to women. However, a case like this, with wiling well paid actresses and a political subtext that pokes fun at some truly empowered women, is not really an example of the problem you cite.

[amorphous]

"I think, in many ways, porn mocks and preys upon the weakness of men."

Wrong. What weakness?

"I recognize that, as a worldwide phenomena, porn and prostitution are disproportionally heinous and detrimental to women."

Wrong again.

[markqfumble]

I agree with US Patriot. Sarah Palin's views on social issues are antipodal to mine. Nonetheless satirizing her with this demeaning video evinces the pathetic way we as Americans have a "dialogue" on the most important social issues of our day, such as health care, gun-control, abortion etc., not town-hall meetings or referenda, but ad-hominem­/ad-femina­m insults and sound-bites. How sad.

[dgcaste]

"Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit." -Aristotle

[dectra]

Listen, TOOL.....this woman has offered her services as an ACTRESS, performing in a role. What, you idiots on the right don't want women to work? If you don't like the move, don't patronize it.

Breaking the glass ceiling means just that: Breaking free from idiots like you who want to determine what a woman can do or say or think.

TOOL

[jcause28]

*shudder*

[Knowledgeseeker]

I'm not surprise.... I'm looking forward to see the video

[LiarLiarIraqsOnFire]

"I want it to burn. Burn like a banned book." - That's where it crosses the line and becomes ART!

God bless Larry Flynt!

[SadiSays]

Ha ha....

Good ol' Larry....

[scornflakes]

Nothing says "class act" quite like Larry Flynt.

[SummerNite]

+ stoneybrook (wrote):
Factcheck.org says that reference tracking shows how often Paylin used the following keywords in the video: 33 uses of "Maverick", 45 uses of "Drill Here, Drill Now", 69 uses of "Ya know.", 92 uses of "Oh God!", 124 uses of "Oh Yeah", and 298 uses of "Yes!".

Eerily close to the reference tracking numbers from last nights VP debate.
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Don't laugh at me but I thougt that was the script for the porn.....LMAO

C'mon - tell me you can't picture it. Maybe it's their campaigns way of subliminally speaking to me that are physically attracted to her...

just saying....

[SummerNite]

**correction: "..speaking to men that...." not "me"

[RJSquirrel]

drill baby drill