Sarah Palin Debate Flow Chart
An image making the rounds among Democrats (the site behind it, adennak.com, is down, but here is a Daily Kos diary on it):

An image making the rounds among Democrats (the site behind it, adennak.com, is down, but here is a Daily Kos diary on it):

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Well, I did see her smirking and looking down a lot when Biden was speaking, so now I know she was reading this flowchart. LOL!
I agree. It appeared that she was looking at her notes searching for the answer or response.
She was so transparent. She'd get a look of panic on her face, furiously flip through her notes, and then suddenly look up with a huge "I found the answer!" grin like a grade-school student. "Ooo, ooo, I know the answer! Call on me!" I almost expected her to raise her hand.
Harsh.
So, this woman is not qualified, by nine miles, to be Vice President.
So, this woman is screechy and turns the folksy, cheerleader at the pep rally, on and off, at will.
Let's not be harsh.
I know in my heart and head, she'd do a marvelous job in MacDonald's commercials.
Now THAT'S Harsh. I'd by a Swivel Sweeper from her at 2:30 AM ...
It's all clear now! No wonder last night I couldn't understand what she is talking about. Man, you have to give Palin credit of she could follow this flow chart around during debate.
Palin is clear evidence of the continued dumbing down of America. A McCain/Palin team will do more to disrupt our educational system than any legislative policy could ever do to improve it.
And now we can remember this moment on the almighty t-shirt... http://www.cafepress.com/adennak
God bless America.
OMG! How funny!
Perfect graphical representation of the Palin *thought* process and what it felt like for me watching her folksy performance.
Wonder if she would pull her Alaska beauty contestant stunts on Ahmadinejad?
In her delusional imaginings, Palin arrives for mid-east negotiations clad in a pink bathing suit, a flute in one hand and a rifle in the other, determined to save the American Way of Life and Protect Our Valued Ally Israel. Finding her initial, but innovative diplomatic tactics ineffective, Palin turns to her fall back position . . . the mesmerizing wink that sends "little starbursts through the screen" rendering otherwise intelligent men strategically void of their senses.
Having saved the day, Sarah wins the Nobel Peace Prize. Resentful of such an elitist insult she snubs the ceremony. Fully content to have established a new standard for international relations, she spends her post-presidential days pursuing her personal passions -- shooting wolves from aircraft and serving as special correspondent to Faux News for the Iron Dog Championship.
In America, anything is possible.
Left click, copy and send it to everyone you know. It will be viral in no time!!
Awesome.
It is important that this flow chart gets circulated to educate the vulnerable among the electorate who was hypnotized once more by SP's performance in the debate. SP's forte are monologues (VP announcement of candidacy, RP convention, campaign trail stump speech, debate). Her debating style counts as monologue bec to paraphrase, this was her reply to Biden's call on the moderator that the governor has not answered the deregulation question and one other thing
Palin: (Paraphrased) I will talk directly to the American people. I will not answer the way the other debater and the moderator wants me to answer (See why Salin's debate counts as a monologue)
Points earned last night are for fast folksy feisty talk that her base loves!
As Andrew Halcro (the man who ran against her in Alaska) said "She's a master, not of facts, figures, or insightful policy recommendations, but at the fine art of the non-answer, the glittering generality. Against such charms, there is little Senator Biden, or anyone, can do." Sad, but true.
This chart captured Sarah Palin's debate PERFECTLY!!
There's just no there...there...
I'm sick of her wink, her "betcha", her "dog on it", her "gosh", she is the ULTIMATE embarrassment for women.
It's one thing memorizing a script and bringing a CHEAT SHEET to the debate ...................
BUT IT'S ANOTHER THING TO ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS YOU'RE PARROTING.
SARAH DIDN'T UNDERSTAND.
The flow chart is accurate, but it needs more "Up there in Alaska" bias boxes to help kill the 90 seconds. There also needs to be more references to "bad guys" and "good guys" so when Mr. McCain does report what his plan is for handling foriegn affairs, the bad guys will know they are bad guys.
I believe her greatest skill is redundancy with like words four-to-five time in the same sentence like: The wind blows cold, so when it's really blowing it's really cold, because it is way cold way up there in Alaska, because the wind blows - and that, is why we have wind to make it colder up there in Alaska ya' know.
SHE SAID NUKULAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS????!!!!!!
She said it at least seven times! I counted! Even right after having Gwen pronounce it correctly talking to her, she insisted on saying NUKULAR!!!!!
Please people!!!!
This one is big!!!!
Just put a side by side video of her and our current president saying NUKULAR!
Please!!!!!!!
lylo, you have to be kidding me. i am for obama as much as you, but posting about her pronouncing "nuclear" with an accent is point less and distracting from the real issues like her complete lack of experience, etc.
keith o talked about it tonight (fri).
She said "nukular" and "eye-rack" in the same sentence!
Classic! This is great! How true. You nailed this one! LOL
First Posted: 10- 3-08 11:01 AM | Updated: 11- 3-08 05:12 AM