We're still a full month away from the election but John McCain has already conceded Michigan. The McCain team is pulling out of the state completely so that they can focus on losing all of the other swing states hanging in the balance.
Oh boy, we're betting this is only the beginning. If he's already lost one state, we can expect him to lose a couple more every week until November, right? That is way too many concession speeches for one guy to write. To help McCain out, we've created the John McCain State-By-State Concession Speech-O-Tron, one easy tool containing all the concession speeches he'll need to be delivering every couple of days.