The good news is that Sarah Palin can complete a sentence...the bad news is that the rest of us have to listen to it, according to Bill Maher in his opening monologue on Friday night.
Maher also had mocking words for Rich Lowry, who thought Palin was 'man straightening.'
Here's video:
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Joe Six Pack and Hockey Mom and Moose Hunting Mom...
fine.....b
Joe Biden has tons of REAL EXPERIENCE
YOU BETCHA...s
you forgot to wink ;0)
lol y'all r quick!!!!!!!!! U darn right you are!
wink wink
Golly Gee, gosh darn it, aren't I cute?? Wink Wink...tha
Obama/Bide
If I could have one wish... I would love to see Barack wink after he is sworn in on the steps of the capital...
you betcha!!!
LOL, that's too funny!!
If that is how proficient she is in English perhaps she should switch to tongues as she does each Sunday.
AP: Sarah Palin was two courses shy of completing her college degree, and she never returned to finish....
link or cite
Link please.
Husband didn't graduate, Sarah Palin did.
J
NYT
Bill Maher on 9/11:
"We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly."
And your point is?
and what is yours?
I'm SURE this has been posted already, but have to point out that one of the best lines on the recent show belongs to Garry Shandling; he opined that Joe Biden boned up on his debate with Sarah Palin by studying early video of Johnny Carson hosting Charo as a guest on the Tonight Show - and MAN did he hit that nail on the HEAD with that! Props to him! Chris
That was funny! The whole show was good.
That was not only funny, but funny in that there is truth to what Shandling said. The only thing she didn't add was "Coochie coochie"!
Thank you Bill for the new Palin moniker...
Governor Avon Lady! LOL!!!
lol i missed that! gees golly i would like to shout out....
A Sneak Preview: How a President Palin Would Handle the 3 AM Phone Call
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Cee U Next Tuesday, Palin!!! Get it!!!!!!!?
Ohhhhhh!!!! No u did'int!
LMAO!
I'll agree with that one!!!!! Very Good!!
Did anyone notice the looks on Biden's face after Palin finished each of her non-points? They just let you get a glimps but it was priceless.
I'm sure if you looked in his mouth after the debate, you would have seen all sorts of cuts and blood. He had to bite his tongue soooooo many times to not laugh.
Obama said something to the effect that "only in America is my story even possible." something like that. I think that applies to Sarah Palin more than it does to him. The woman is unqualified, endy story.
i thought that was similar to first obama/mcC debate when obama would say something to effect, there's so many things in there (when mcC finished talking and all points were incorrecte
Do we want a Vice President that can't even talk to the press?
darn tootin some Americans don't think it is necessary.
I told everyone 7 months ago, when Hillary was trashing the debates with slime, and adding that the republicans will do even more,
It clearly stated she really didn't have much going for herself. She was trying to sell the Americans sh$t on the other guy means you really don't have much of a good thing going for yourself.
If we accept it, the republicans have turned us all into port a potties (also known in Palin's Alaska as OUTHOUSES OR SH$T HOUSE) YOU BETCHA.
It is long over due the new rules for running should be mandatory, each candidate state their record if an incumbent. all other state your resume. Do debates with follow up questions.
Hey Sa rah!
I can see the end of your career from my house!
Did anybody else notice the gams on her???
I'm sure Joe Biden did. His face lit up like a Christmas Tree when she approached him.
What man wouldn't?
Do fatwa's make you fatuous?
Mrs. Biden is better looking than Palin.
According to Joe she is the only woman who leaves him "breathleass and speechless" at the same time. Joe Biden is what's up, and he has a little game going on too.
Biden = authentic, smart, passionate
Palin = fake, dumb, programmed
Biden=valedictorian
Palin=last in the class.
I wouldn't, she does nothing for me. Give me Arianna or Stephanie Miller any day...Not to mention Hillary Rosen. Now there you have some really hot women!
Get outta your momma's basement and join the real world. Beauty is inner and she aint got it i betcha..yu
u darn right mf
btw your name is real clever...o
Gams???? What is this 1940s???? We just call them legs now, in the oughts. I guess any shallow man would be attracted to the outside of the package, just like any other Republican.
i heard crickets @ gams
I love Maher! He keeps it real.
Yeah? Strange, when I see Maher I see the guy who, through his Clinton, Gore and Kerry jokes, probably tipped the scales to give us eight years of Bush.
ok you lost me @ When I see Maher...
Uncle Moose who has made it a habit to call once a month from his igloo looking cabin in Antelope Valley, California called to let us know that he's not voting for Miss Sarah cause he believs she has queer, although he admitted they were "full" kips. He also said that he began to blink back at the tv and thinks that she may have put an evil spell on him with her winkings.
Given his age, he's around the same age as John McCain, we subtly hinted that he may have been dazed by the number of times the word maverick was formed by her, according to him, queer looking lips.
He called the next day to ask how the word maverick is spelled and what the hell does it mean.
roflmao
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First Posted: 10- 4-08 02:46 PM | Updated: 11- 4-08 05:12 AM