Sarah Palin's Evening Gown Competition (VIDEO)

First came the swimsuit competition, then the talent (flute) portion, and now Sarah Heath Palin's evening gown competition video from Miss Alaska 1984 has hit the web.

Dressed in a blue sequined gown, she first goes to the microphone and says:

God has made us this promise: If we will commit our works to Him, we will succeed. Our lives can be enhanced by applying this, and by thinking optimistically. In Alaska we have mosquitoes. We also have the most beautiful mountains in the world. The choice is ours as to which we'll focus on.

She then takes a turn before heading offstage.

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Comments

[helloworld2008]

This is hilarious.

Palin is a laughing stock.

Oooh, maybe she will woo Vladimir Putin with her flute playing! LOL

[2876]

Well....sh­e still got the big hair

[greenliberal]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

[PanFx]

How anyone can call this woman a M.ILF is beyond me. Yeah, she has nice hair and teeth, but she's shaped like a discarded spatula, and her eyes are wonky. None of this even considers that helium container on her shoulders. She exudes a "flannel pajamas" attitude, not "red teddy."

[xrepublican]

Not as many women in Alaska....­....

and the older Republican pundits drooling over her are all losing their sight.....­. but then the same people think Ann Coulter is 'hot'.....­...... eeeeeewwwwww

maybe it's like the outcasts in High School... ANY female that talks to them is hot

[imfedup]

They sure seem to like their women MEAN . . .

[Mellenbal]

Where's the moose-wrangling portion of the pageant?

[Johnmac371]

Where are all our conservative friends on the blogosphere? Has anyone else noticed how quiet they've been lately?

[2876]

That's a beautiful thing. It does get hard to ignore the trolls sometimes.

[Jason404]

I don't think that many of her fanbase use computers.

[minty68]

That gown is something; maybe she can wear it to the Inaugural Balls....

Oh wait, she can't because they're going to LOSE!

[Clarabell]

Doesn't seem like she's changed much. I mean in the upstairs department.

[tokitori]

Why is this person toying with us? Bring out the interview section already!!!
Though I think we just got a glimpse: "in Alaska we have mosquitoes­..."
A sign of our collective illness that we are watching this.

[miranda2060]

This is the single most depressing thing I have ever seen. That music is like the soundtrack to the end of your life.

[motley2]

or the soundtrack to budget porn...or so I've heard...no wait I haven't heard...oh nevermind.

[VOTER]

I agree.

The music and Sarah go well together.

YAWN.

[Kevbo68]

Elevator music. TO HELL!

[repugnicansfearme]

We deserve this, we so deserve this.

[repugnicansfearme]

Nice turn! Somebody get that heiffer back in the corral!!!

[MEKS]

Amazingly her "you betcha" accent isn't present in this audio/video clip.

[Pupadup4oBama]

things that make you go hmmmmmm

[honeydiva]

sucky, how about some tape on something relevant?

[cooket]

Oh Lord, how I wish they had High Definition back then.

I want to see the curves. lol.