Sarah Palin's Evening Gown Competition (VIDEO)

First came the swimsuit competition, then the talent (flute) portion, and now Sarah Heath Palin's evening gown competition video from Miss Alaska 1984 has hit the web.

Dressed in a blue sequined gown, she first goes to the microphone and says:

God has made us this promise: If we will commit our works to Him, we will succeed. Our lives can be enhanced by applying this, and by thinking optimistically. In Alaska we have mosquitoes. We also have the most beautiful mountains in the world. The choice is ours as to which we'll focus on.

She then takes a turn before heading offstage.

WATCH:

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Comments

[robXdion]

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

[gnostic19]

I choose to focus on the mosquitoes.

[digustedpatriot]

She was a loser then and she will be a loser on Nov. 4th.

[ralph10]

God never made me a promise.

[missbelladog]

Only in 'Merica can a girl twirl in her sequined evening gown, evoking God, mosquitoes and mountains, and only 24 years later be deemed the nation's foremost energy expert.

[VOTER]

Still laughing....................

[Pupadup4oBama]

laughing with you.............

[fivecard]

I think she winked at me.

[gallery]

something just sat up a little straighter on my couch...... Oooops, my bad, it was just a tube of chapstick lodged between the cushions that I thought I lost last year.

[minty68]

Did stardust fly into your living room? :)

[GetoffMylawn]

The dress reminds me of a giant crotchless undergarment that missed.

[TheAlchemist]

This is disturbing.

I've just invested one minute and seven seconds of my time in watching this video.

I need help.

[Hufferton]

No difference with our human interest in rubbernecking at a car or train wreck. (My justification for watching the video!) We are all frail...

[camcat]

Deep thoughts from Sarah Palin. I guess she picked up the accent some time after the pageant--like maybe five weeks ago!

[onedivasinger]

You bet ya cause she is mavericky!

[EllaBee]

Go big blue!

[Hufferton]

That trumpet "player" is almost as annoying as Ms. Palin's voice.....almost.

[ralph10]

To bad he wasn't playing a little louder then he would have drowned her out.

[Dodge]

Is that Dustin Hoffman playing a woman in the movie "Tootsie"?

[gnostic19]

word

[Memnoch]

So she was marginally more coherent back then. Did they release her medical records yet? Maybe she was on oxycotin during the Couric interview.