Jose Canseco Detained At US Border For Fertility Drug

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First Posted: 10-11-08 08:21 AM   |   Updated: 11-11-08 05:12 AM

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Jose Canseco was held for nearly 10 hours by immigration authorities after agents said they stopped the former baseball star with a fertility drug as he returned from Mexico, his lawyer said Friday.

Canseco was detained at San Diego's San Ysidro border crossing Thursday after agents searched his vehicle and said they found human chorionic gonadotropin, which is illegal without a prescription, said his attorney, Gregory Emerson.

Emerson declined to say if Canseco had the drug, which is banned by the World Anti-Doping Agency for use in males.

The New York Daily News earlier reported the stop.

A spokeswoman for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, Virginia Kice, said Canseco was ordered to appear in federal court in San Diego "related to an alleged smuggling violation" Thursday at a U.S. border crossing. She declined to elaborate.

Canseco has not been charged with a crime, Kice said. If he were to be charged, it would happen at his court appearance.

Jose Canseco was held for nearly 10 hours by immigration authorities after agents said they stopped the former baseball star with a fertility drug as he returned from Mexico, his lawyer said Friday. ...
Jose Canseco was held for nearly 10 hours by immigration authorities after agents said they stopped the former baseball star with a fertility drug as he returned from Mexico, his lawyer said Friday. ...
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Many of you are confusing the Border Patrol with Customs Agents. Customs and Immigration Officers work at the Points-Of-Entry...and they have about 30 seconds per person on average to determine if that person can come into our country or not...REGARDLESS of what language the person speaks...give these guys a break. The Border Patrol patrols the borders BETWEEN the Points-Of-Entry apprehending individuals who blatantly go around the inspection process. BP agents are often working alone in the middle of no where and often arresting groups of 15 or more individuals at a time BY THEMSELVES...how many cops do THAT? Give these guys a break too. Quit whining about the "BIG BAD SYSTEM" and educate yourselves about what the various departments and agencied do before you thrash them in a public forum. These are regular folks doing jobs with the odds stacked against them...and your bad press does not help. Walk in their shoes for a day.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:03 PM on 10/12/2008

i just hope his bottled spawn has a .340 batting average.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:09 PM on 10/12/2008
- uheardme I'm a Fan of uheardme 10 fans permalink

When your balls are the size of raisins, I guess you need a little help. Guys, this is where you'll end up after years of steroid abuse.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:58 AM on 10/12/2008
- NTO08 I'm a Fan of NTO08 19 fans permalink

Ha ha...this loser is the worst of what being a steroid abuser will do to you...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:16 AM on 10/13/2008
- Palemoon I'm a Fan of Palemoon 221 fans permalink
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Maybe Jose just wanted to knock up his sometime girlfriend Janice Dickinson?? Yah, that's it, it was for her!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:31 PM on 10/11/2008
- Dystopic I'm a Fan of Dystopic 20 fans permalink
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isnt she like 60?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:00 PM on 10/11/2008
- Palemoon I'm a Fan of Palemoon 221 fans permalink
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I don't know, 50's for sure, lol

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:04 PM on 10/11/2008
- Yola I'm a Fan of Yola 13 fans permalink

couldn't happen to a nicer rat, I mean guy!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:01 PM on 10/11/2008

Fertility drugs for Jose Canseco? This man cannot be allowed to reproduce, at all costs.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:36 PM on 10/11/2008
- Palemoon I'm a Fan of Palemoon 221 fans permalink
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Great, just great. Our valiant border patrol can stop celebrity drug runners every time they try and make a border crossing, but they allow millions of illegals to criss-cross back-forth without nary an ID check or second glance.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:08 PM on 10/11/2008
- Naithom I'm a Fan of Naithom 51 fans permalink
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Isn't that the old "I was doing 55 mph through a school zone but why aren't you out there catching murderers" whine?

The cops catch who they can as they can.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:56 PM on 10/11/2008
- Palemoon I'm a Fan of Palemoon 221 fans permalink
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No, it's a whine about them refusing to do the job that we hired them to do.

In regards to the police, they are not hired to sit in a school zone 24/7 looking for a rogue speeder that might happen once or twice a day. They're supposed to be out keeping the PEACE.

Why do you think they are also called "peace officers"??

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:14 PM on 10/11/2008

Canseco was trying to carry illegal drugs across the border. I see alot of comments like maybe they think immigration officials should overlook this. It's illegal. It's against the law. If it were me, I would have been charged or something. " Immigration should be stopping illegal aliens and ignoring illegal activity by American celebrities? I'm sure they're doing it as well as they can with the limited resources and vast responsibility they have. Palemoon needs to go to Mexico and get some "REALITY PILLS." And why don't you use your criticism to enhance your own pitiful existence??? Another arm chair criticizer who is probably a total looser.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:50 AM on 10/13/2008
- BluePride I'm a Fan of BluePride 6 fans permalink
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Everybody RUN...

HomeComing Queen Palin's got a GUN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59mOukUZNUo

We DON'T Need Another HERO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKVBq4VbC6w

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:58 PM on 10/11/2008

Thank God we have these brave Border Patrol officers protecting America from Canseco and his fretility pills. Where in the heck does the Constitution give the government the authority to tell people they can't buy fertility pills?

Another great victory for the war on drugs. Give the Border Patrol another 10 Billion of my tax money!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:14 PM on 10/11/2008
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As any bodybuilder will tell you, HCG is used after a cycle of heavy steroid use to recover your own testicular function. It is the hormone that the body releases, in both males and females, to tell your gonads to go to work. Does wonders for those grape nuts you get after a few months on the juice. The amazing part is that the news don't reflect the connection.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:43 PM on 10/11/2008

I must have missed the section of the Constitution that says a free American cannot consume what he pleases. Government, you have failed us at every turn. We want you out of our lives. We don't want your war on drugs, poverty, illiteracy, racism, terrorism, homelessness, and your military wars. Every problem government touches gets worse. We become less free and less prosperous.

What part of the word freedom is being misunderstood? The Constitution is the supreme law of the land. Conseco did not commit a crime.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:46 PM on 10/11/2008
- NTO08 I'm a Fan of NTO08 19 fans permalink

And any idiot would tell you that if you need to have your function restored you shouldn't be messing with the drugs that caused the dysfunction in the first place...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:18 AM on 10/13/2008

Cut to the scene in Monty Python's "Life of Brian" where Eric Idle's character tells his fellow revolutionaries that he wants to be a woman, because he wants to have babies. After some argument they agree that while it is impossible for him to have babies, they can nevertheless get behind his RIGHT to have babies.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:51 AM on 10/11/2008
- Dystopic I'm a Fan of Dystopic 20 fans permalink
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Always look the bright side of life --- come on everyone!

Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing life's gristle,
Don't grumble,
Give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:02 PM on 10/11/2008

Here i was thinking that most snitches were extremely virile, folks:
Check this funny video of Dana Carvey doing a McCain impression:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mavvzmLhlA

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:48 AM on 10/11/2008
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Who is this dude and whom does he want to 'fertilize'?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:46 AM on 10/11/2008

It's not for that. HCG is used in males to stimulate the body to produce it's own testosterone again after an anabolic steroids cycle. Something that would happen again naturally, but at a slower than desirable pace. Post Cycle Therapy is what they call it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:38 PM on 10/11/2008
- Puller58 I'm a Fan of Puller58 13 fans permalink

Wonder if the steroids fried his brain?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:41 AM on 10/11/2008
- NTO08 I'm a Fan of NTO08 19 fans permalink

It fried his b--ls, hence the fertlity drug...sad and pathetic loser.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:19 AM on 10/13/2008

Jose Canseco interview circa 1989:

Reporter: Mr. Canseco, for those who don't know, could you please tell us what you do for a living?

Jose Canseco: I hit homers.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:24 AM on 10/11/2008

He should have hid it up his ass like the way you are supposed to when you bring drugs back across the border.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:21 AM on 10/11/2008
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the voice of experience.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:24 AM on 10/13/2008
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