11/11/2008 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

The John McCain "Please Take Me Back!" O-Tron

John McCain is having a rough week. Both the Hispanics and the working class whites are breaking up with him. They had promised him it would be forever, and he promised them immigration reform and his own milky whiteness (respectively), but in the end, that wasn't enough. Was it something he said? Can he find a way to win back their love? To help him out, we created this "John McCain Please-Take-Me-Back O-tron" which contains all the teary pleading he'll need to do as his various demographics of supporters break up with him over the next few weeks...

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