The tall, dark and handsome hunk of Wasilla speaks! Levi Johnston, the future husband of Bristol Palin and father of her child, gave a rare interview to the Associated Press in which he comments on his life, his beloved and the rumors that he's being forced to campaign against his will.
Why, nothing could be further from the truth! Levi's so excited to be a dad, he's telling everyone who will listen. But you don't have to listen when you can simply construct your own Levi Johnston statement using our handy Levi-o-Tron. Go ahead...put some words in his mouth.