Father Secretly Names Baby Sarah McCain Palin

Fox News:

A new father has secretly named his baby girl Sarah McCain Palin after the Republican ticket for president and vice president.

Mark Ciptak of Elizabethton put that name on the documents for the girl's birth certificate, ignoring the name Ava Grace, which he and his wife had picked earlier.

"I don't think she believes me yet," he told the Kingsport Times-News for a story to be published Tuesday. "It's going to take some more convincing."

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Comments

[TrooAmerican]

Next Headline:

"Mark Ciptak of Elizabethton sleeps on lawn, while wife secretly signs divorce papers"

[mmmd]

Hurry up, folks. Lots of fine names still up for grabs.
How about: Alaska Winky Palin?
Moose angry Palin` if it's a boy?

[phoffman]

In support6 of McCain/Palin ticket I gave my daughter the middle name "Also-Ran."

[bigsioux]

Has anyone verified whether the parents are at least second cousins?

[Dave01]

ROFLMAO!

You know you're a redneck when your family tree has no branches.

[Roll451]

Show the intelligence level of some McCain supporters - picks a laughingstock name for his kid even though it will do nothing to help his candidate and is voting against his own interest. If he is too poor to send McCain any money, he'd be better off with Obama.

[eddiebly]

That poor kid is going to wind up in somebody's pickup truck.

Truck Track Trick 4Door Pickup Dooley El Camino Palin

[Dave01]

LMAO

[scrzbill]

Give that woman the name of a good divorce lawyer

[DJD4Obama]

That poor child. I bet they change it back to Ava Grace on November 5th.

[AfricanWahala]

poor child....She is Scarred FOR LIFE!

[Topfeeder]

I don't believe this. The mother is the one that assigns the name of the child. My husband and I had a slight disagreement regarding middle name and my son's name is what I wanted.

[Perry Clease]

That might be a tradition, but is it law? I am not being snarky, seriously I don't know if it law or not. Maybe it varies by state.

[Topfeeder]

In NC in 1990 it was. I asked. It was because the child was delivered of the mother, so there was no possibility of non-parentage.

[SwingingFromCenter]

Wow, what a real winner that guy is. Permanently names his daughter after a losing presidential campaign behind the back of his wife, who was probably laying in the hospital bed exhausted and in pain.

She chose a good one there, eh?

[whiteboyblues]

Next headline: Woman hits man over head with frying pan

[hortonhearsawho]

good one...

[Hedonist88]

I would bet McCain selected Palin - just to get those free hugs coming.

Dirty ol'man. What was that crap that Sarah was forced upon him (pardon the pun)? This gambling addict had everything to do with her selection, so don't listen to the republican spinmasters trying to bail maccain out of this colossal mess

[AnalyzeIT]

This thread is going to be one of the funniest to read:

I love the responses - but not what the father did.

I too, love the head lines too: Father secretly names baby " Sarah McCain Palin". It's as if he did it in secret becasue he's ashame. But we know better he's just stupid, WHY would he wish to put a curse on and innocent baby?

Vote: BROCK ...............I mean VOTE : Barack Obama - Joe Biden

[HelloooCanada]

and finally some attention is drawn away from her older brother Adolf Manson Ciptak....

[mmmd]

lol