GOP Offers Valentine's Day Cruise With John Ashcroft

If this election season runs the way most observers predict, the GOP will be facing historic electoral losses in November. How will they cope, if this comes to pass? Well, the Young America's Foundation is stepping up with a plan to cure the post-election blues while carrying Republicans far, far away from the world of the lower class people of ACORN -- on a Valentine's Day cruise! Aboard the Regent Seven Seas Navigator. And Ed Meese will be there, so, yeah: BEST VALENTINE'S DAY EVER.

Also on board: Tom Tancredo, who promises to thoroughly Anglicize the Navigator's "famed Fiesta Latina show." And John Ashcroft will be there as well, so keep those bosoms covered up, ladies! And please be sure that on this Love Boat, the love doesn't get too "exciting and new."

"For Valentine's Day, surprise your sweetheart," reads the advertisement for the cruise, seemingly unaware that if I "surprised" my wife with the gift of Ashcroft and Meese in international waters, she would immediately surprise me with divorce proceedings, dipped in snake venom.

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Comments

[Whinger]

Nothing like a nice cruise down the river to nowhere and pass under the bridge to nowhere!

Tickest available from Sarah Palin or your local GOP store!

[normathumb]

There will be laying of hands daily and special tutoring classes for speaking in tongues. For the truly adventurous, snake handling. At the end of the cruise their will be a competition to determine who truly loves Jesus most.

[JiminNC]

He's not going to sing is he?

[Buddy McCue]

I'd expect him to.

[berryessence]

are they going by the Bermuda Triangle?

Please say yes

[ranchosx]

well we libs could get free drinks by telling them they buy us drinks or we shove their dorkie asses in the locker

[londonrainbow]

The pic depicted in this article with the cruise ship is in my country of birth St. Lucia in the caribbean. WE do not like Ashcroft, Sidekick, Palin and Co. St Lucians are overwhemingly pro Obama. We would prefer O, Biden, Michelle and kids touring the caribbean. Not the BUSHITES.

As a matter of fact, the caribbean is overwhelmingly Obama.

www.iftheworldcouldvote.com

[NoSillyName]

Will there be a dinghy?

[NoSillyName]

OMG, is this a joke?

I'll have to add this cruise full of republicans to my least favorite things to have to endure.

The other one is heaven; to be stuck for eternity with all those born again christians.

Boat full of republicans? Heaven full of born agains?

Hell sounds pretty good in comparison.

[SenzuriChampion]

Is Ashcroft gonna be the lounge singer?

[NoSillyName]

Can Trent Lott go, too? He's part of the Singing Senators, or whatever the h*ll they called themselves.

[Buddy McCue]

Sarah Palin can sing too, you know. Here's a link to a YouTube video of her with The Wasilla Singers. No joke:

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=KNVuuhurbZA

[DieHardObamaSupporter]

Sailon t i t a n i c

[zendem1]

last time there were that many N a z i s on board a ship was during the filming of Das Boot.

[zendem1]

Maybe Lieberman can go along to play the role of Gilligan. Bill Bennett can don a captain's hat and be skipper, while Pat and Bay Buchanan act as Howells. Lindsay Graham will be featured in a supporting role as the gay landscaper.

[NoSillyName]

Now that, I would like to see!!

[NationalTreasure]

This is a joke!

This can not be anyone's idea of a romantic cruise - a weekend with Ashcroft.

What are they going to do listen in on couples pillow talk and run bed checks?

[NoSillyName]

I think only the pervy republicans are into cruising. (No offense to regular gay men who cruise.)

On the other hand.... Aren't state rooms about the size of one average bathroom stall?

[anthead]

Who is paying for this?

[agentforchange2008]

J.esus take the wheel. Take the ship. Please. There is no way I'd spend one second of my precious time within a ten mile radius of the port, let alone trapped on a cruise ship with that bunch.