McCain, Obama At Al Smith Dinner: Candidates Spar With Jokes

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First Posted: 10-16-08 08:56 PM   |   Updated: 11-16-08 05:12 AM

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John McCain and Barack Obama touched on some of the most contentious issues in the campaign tonight, from Bill Ayers to racial undertones, in their scripted jokes at the Al Smith dinner in New York City.

McCain, in a much more light-hearted and relaxed mood than he was during last night's debate, poked fun at the adoration surrounding Obama when he quipped: "Maverick I can do but messiah is above my pay grade."

He also made light of the controversy surrounding his "that one" comment at the second debate when he said that it was simply his pet name for Obama.

"He doesn't mind at all. In fact, he has given me the pet name, 'George Bush.'

Watch McCain:

McCain also noted the lingering unease among Hillary Clinton and her supporters at losing the bitterly-fought primary against Obama:

"I can't shake the feeling that some people here are voting for me. Nice to see you, Hillary."

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And he joked that Bill Clinton "has been hammering away with me with epithets like, 'war hero.'"

He also snapped that MSNBC's acerbic host, Keith Obermann deserves a "padded room," adding that if Obama wins the election, "I understand that Keith Olbermann has ordered up his very own Mission Accomplished banner... he knows right where to put it."

Obama made light of McCain's consistent attempts to tie him to former Weather Underground leader Bill Ayers and to spread unease about Obama's real character.

"There is no Senator I would rather be palling around with," quipped Obama after he took the stage, referring to the McCain campaign's talking points about Obama "palling around" with Ayers.

Watch Obama:

He also joked about McCain's age, saying that the candidate and long-deceased New York governor Al Smith "had a great time in the days before Prohibition."

And he noted the lingering distrust between the Obama team and Hillary Clinton and her supporters, saying that she was the "primary reason I have all this gray in my hair."

Obama also made light about the messiah complex some of his supporters have built around his candidacy.

"I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton. I was sent here by my father Jor-El to save the planet Earth... Many of you know that I got my name from my father. "Barack" is Swahili for "That one." I got my middle name from somebody who obviously didn't realize I would run for president."

"My greatest strength would be my humility. My greatest weakness is that it's possible I am too awesome."

And he joked about McCain's earlier attempt in the campaign to attack Obama's celebrity status. Obama said that he "punched a paparazzi on my way out of Spago's. I even spilled my soy chai latte.

More of Obama's wit:

- Mayor Michael Bloomberg's term limits maneuverings caused Bill Clinton to say: "You can do that?"

- The housing crisis "has been eight times harder on John McCain."

- "There was a point in my life when I started palling around with a pretty ugly crowd.... that's right... I've been a member of the United States Senate."

- "Fox News accused me of fathering two African-American children in wedlock."

(UPDATE: A reader pointed out that McCain borrowed a line from George Bush - "I can't wish him luck, but I do wish him well" - which Bush used to refer to Al Gore at the 2000 Al Smith dinner when he introduced his Democratic rival.)

John McCain and Barack Obama touched on some of the most contentious issues in the campaign tonight, from Bill Ayers to racial undertones, in their scripted jokes at the Al Smith dinner in New York Ci...
John McCain and Barack Obama touched on some of the most contentious issues in the campaign tonight, from Bill Ayers to racial undertones, in their scripted jokes at the Al Smith dinner in New York Ci...
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Tell the Maitre D to get out of the shot!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:51 AM on 10/17/2008
- Crozier I'm a Fan of Crozier 69 fans permalink

Every four years, Hollywood comedy writers develop speeches for the major presidential nominees who attend the compulsory Alfred E. Smith Foundation dinner. If Cardinal Hayes wasn't, the need for presidential nominees to attend was because of Archbishop (1939) and later Cardinal (1946) Francis Spellman,.­...a friend of Dorothy in the shade of friends like J, Edgar Hoover and Al Cohn....na­mely self-loathing and destructive. As the actor, Tululah Bankhead, daughter of the US House speaker, once noted: " Dahling, I love your dress, but your purse is on fire."

Whether he is frowning, yawning, or laughing, John McCain is a man who actually disdained his entire ideology to adopt the extreme right wing agenda to win his Right Wing Republican agenda.. His administration would be entirely extreme Right Wing.

God, I have already voted absentee for Barack and Joe and brought two dozen folks with me. I hate the Electoral College and wished that we correct this 18th century anomoly to the Royal Assent. In 1918, we corrected the indirect election of US senators by the state legislature. This should be next.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:49 AM on 10/17/2008
- truthforme I'm a Fan of truthforme 9 fans permalink

I don't understand why - if the electoral college is split - they go the House. Why not just fall back on the popular vote?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:52 AM on 10/17/2008
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That's the way it's set up in the Constituti­on.... but before Congress would get involved, there would be a 41-day opportunity for either side to coax an elector to switch sides.

An electoral-vote tie happened once in history. In 1800, Thomas Jefferson and Aaron Burr each received 73 electoral votes. The House voted 10-4 (with two abstentions) for Jefferson.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:59 AM on 10/17/2008
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I agree, but the people in the house are supposed to speak for us - sort of like a virtual representation. I believe the electoral college was needed when it was originally formulated, however it is no longer needed or useful. Popular vote should be the law of the land as well as term limits for those in Congress. I think that all of us that support Obama and have "nothing to do" after this election and still would like to fight for a cause should seek these two items. WE are supposed to push the government to act on our behalf and Popular Vote and Term Limits would help clean up a lot of mess in DC. Anyone with me?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:04 AM on 10/17/2008
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It wold be diffucult, if not dangerous to try & get rid of the Electoral College as it is part of the BODY of the Constitution.

A new Constitutional Convention would have to be convened..­. which would open up the ENTIRE document to revision.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:53 AM on 10/17/2008
- robodweeb I'm a Fan of robodweeb 116 fans permalink
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An amendment would do.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:54 AM on 10/17/2008
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Proposed Amendment: The President and Vice President will be chosen by popular vote

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:07 AM on 10/17/2008
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They were both funny. The entire event was funny, and I was amazed and gratified to see
that it could take place one night after a very tense final debate. Both candidates delivered jokes
that had edges--but that's expected in this venue. I found the entire thing a relief, and it gave me
the slightest glimmer that after this election is over, whatever the outcome, Obama and McCain might
eventually, maybe even grudgingly, become friends.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:46 AM on 10/17/2008

well maybe it's good for Obama to relax a little, but i'm telling you, I am so intense I can't wait for this election to be over.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:56 AM on 10/17/2008

Now we now that comedy is not Barry's strong suit.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:45 AM on 10/17/2008

This is a presidential election , chuckles ; not "Last Comic Standing".­..........­..

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:47 AM on 10/17/2008
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We also know that intelligence isn't YOURS.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:47 AM on 10/17/2008
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McCain can't raise his arms. LOL

That's pretty funny.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:47 AM on 10/17/2008
- truthforme I'm a Fan of truthforme 9 fans permalink

LOL

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:50 AM on 10/17/2008
- Kalima I'm a Fan of Kalima 74 fans permalink
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You misspelt your own screen name on purpose or what is the story?

Barry who?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:49 AM on 10/17/2008
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Barry White!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:21 AM on 10/17/2008
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Great, the little clown finally has something to hang his hat on.

Maybe he and Palin can get a tour going after the election.

He can be Don Rickles and she can be a magic act : "Watch as I make Independents and swing voters disappear" {Poof}

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:50 AM on 10/17/2008
- truthforme I'm a Fan of truthforme 9 fans permalink

that was good

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:53 AM on 10/17/2008
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This is the first election that I will be voting FOR a candidate and not just against his/her opponent

Obama has made this possible

Progressive Jazz:
http://ere.digi-one.com

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:42 AM on 10/17/2008
- MNmommy I'm a Fan of MNmommy 374 fans permalink
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That elitist Gen. Wesley Clark, he pronounces Pakistan the same way that Obama does!

;)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:41 AM on 10/17/2008
- Kalima I'm a Fan of Kalima 74 fans permalink
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Yep, it's Paa- ki-staan.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:45 AM on 10/17/2008
- peacekitten I'm a Fan of peacekitten 576 fans permalink
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how dare that four star general, rhodes scholar to oxford, former supreme commander of nato do such a thing!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:46 AM on 10/17/2008
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I bet he pronounces Washington the traditional way, instead of War-shing-ton. Those people are soooo stuck up :)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:46 AM on 10/17/2008
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So does Petraeus

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:53 AM on 10/17/2008
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Leetists!

All of them.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:57 AM on 10/17/2008
- NPA I'm a Fan of NPA 5 fans permalink
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McCain and Obama scored some good shots at each other and towards themselves. Hillary looked very well rested like she was actually getting some much needed sleep. McCain looked like "Casper the friendly ghost all grown up!"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:39 AM on 10/17/2008

I appreciated a lot the last moments of Obama's speech: a gravity and thoughfulness needed in those difficult times.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:39 AM on 10/17/2008
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I love the way Obama closed out his comedy act, bringing it full circle, back to what is real, and important, and compassionate.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:37 AM on 10/17/2008
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Yeah very presidential indeed.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:40 AM on 10/17/2008
- gladys46 I'm a Fan of gladys46 235 fans permalink

Exactly what I received from O !! I found Mc to be the pratical jokester he is ... a constant joke! O on the other hand moved from great humor to his brilliant vision for our country !

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:45 AM on 10/17/2008
- Kalima I'm a Fan of Kalima 74 fans permalink
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Come to the East, it's confusing but safe.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:51 AM on 10/17/2008

I want a president who can maintain his composure in all circumstance, be articulate, diplomatic, respectful with a background that enables him to be empathetic and humble. A president who can relate to the everyday struggles of the lower/middle class population. Someone who will champion against the wrongs in the current administration while inspiring us to believe in our government again. Someone who will lead by example. John McCain is none of the above, whether he can tell a joke or not.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:36 AM on 10/17/2008
- truthforme I'm a Fan of truthforme 9 fans permalink

Ooooh . . . I like your statement. Nicely worded.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:39 AM on 10/17/2008
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Oh no.

McCain quoting Bush just confirms that he was lying during the debate that he isn't like the guy. What was he thinking?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:36 AM on 10/17/2008

Mac was funny.

Barry?... not so much.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:36 AM on 10/17/2008

Yeah

Funny looking ..........­.......He wears a penguin suit pretty well......­........Be­cause he's the same exact height as one ..........­....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:37 AM on 10/17/2008
- PAposter I'm a Fan of PAposter 119 fans permalink
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That's priceless! ROTFLMAO!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:39 AM on 10/17/2008
- peacekitten I'm a Fan of peacekitten 576 fans permalink
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i'm so glad you're back. you make me laugh hard enough to spew, but since it's morning and the beverage in question is caffeinated, i'm doing my best to conserve it. you're just not making it very easy......­....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:41 AM on 10/17/2008
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Curious. With your moniker I just cant resist asking your thoughts on the upcoming release of the first AC/DC album in 8 years.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:57 AM on 10/17/2008
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grow up

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:41 AM on 10/17/2008
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Why are you here?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:41 AM on 10/17/2008
- Kalima I'm a Fan of Kalima 74 fans permalink
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Mac was funny oh, oh, not funny ha, ha.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:47 AM on 10/17/2008

Morning Joke has the Gallup Daily Poll up as "breaking news" thatObama is ahead 49% to 47% , and the entire cast is prattling on and on about it , still trying to push McLousyPilot's candidacy ; what a crock ..........­......

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:30 AM on 10/17/2008
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That poll was restricted SOLELY to people who voted in '04 & '06... NOT those newly registered.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:36 AM on 10/17/2008
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Are they quoting the "traditional" or the "expanded" poll? The traditional poll excludes younger voter under 30 and minorities, since they have not been reliable voters in the past.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:37 AM on 10/17/2008

The traditional one

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:40 AM on 10/17/2008
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Both. They are focusing on the traditional poll though.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:42 AM on 10/17/2008
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McCain looked like Cindy dressed him while he was napping.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:30 AM on 10/17/2008
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LMAO

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:32 AM on 10/17/2008
- Kalima I'm a Fan of Kalima 74 fans permalink
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Money can't buy class, Roberta, although some people think one is very much like the
other, they are miles apart.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:32 AM on 10/17/2008
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Very true and the McCain's are proof of that.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:36 AM on 10/17/2008
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Just look at Donald Trump.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:37 AM on 10/17/2008
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Jokes while Americas spiral downward into poverty and despair? Tsk, tsk...

http://www.sunstateactivist.org/ssablog/

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:29 AM on 10/17/2008
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That's when humor is needed MOST.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:30 AM on 10/17/2008
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