CHAMPAGNE, check, strawberries, check, chocolate-flavoured willy spread - erm, come again.
The novelty food product may spice up your bedroom antics, but it could kill you.
The Food Standard's Agency today has issued a warning over a number of products, including the chocolate-flavoured willy spread and chocolate nipple spread, sold at some Ann Summers stores throughout the UK.
They contain melamine, the industrial chemical at the centre of the food scare in China.
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