Tainted Chinese Milk Spreads To Edible British Sex Toys

CHAMPAGNE, check, strawberries, check, chocolate-flavoured willy spread - erm, come again.

The novelty food product may spice up your bedroom antics, but it could kill you.

The Food Standard's Agency today has issued a warning over a number of products, including the chocolate-flavoured willy spread and chocolate nipple spread, sold at some Ann Summers stores throughout the UK.

They contain melamine, the industrial chemical at the centre of the food scare in China.

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Comments

[groucho]

Hey, here's a thought...make things in the USA. Pay a little more, but you don't kill your lover, kids or cats and dogs.
Or even more radical, stop buying constantly. Make life a little more than going out shopping.

[hypnotoad72]

It's not as profitable, don't you read the news?

Or, at least, just buy peanut butter cups and rub them against each others' bodies instead...

I'm surprised the knives aren't reported as dangerous. Lorena Bobbitt would enjoy one of them...

[JuniorNorman]

Even EDIBLE UNDIES aint safe! Leave it to China to poison the bedroom. We dont need any candy snacks or ingredients from peasant nations. Our over reliance on foreign FOOD products is bad. As the dollar collapses these imports will skyrocket. Lets go back to tariffs on goods we can grow here.
Dont we have enough dairy cows here?