Madonna V. Guy: Her Extreme Grooming, Guy's Dad Slams Madonna, Guy Called Madonna "Granny?"

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First Posted: 10-18-08 12:38 AM   |   Updated: 11-17-08 05:12 AM

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Just days after their divorce was confirmed, mud is flying in the battle of Guy Ritchie and Madonna. First she slammed the "emotionally retarded" at her first post-divorce concert while introducing a song about marital estrangement. Now, accusations are flying and Guy's dad has stepped in with harsh words for his daughter-in-law.

From the Telegraph:

Friends have told a newspaper that that the marriage first ran into serious difficulties in 2005 when Madonna fell from her horse. She suffered eight broken bones and felt that Ritchie showed "a complete lack of love and sympathy". She is said to have demanded in a recent argument: "Did you ever actually love me?"


In his first comments about the marriage split, Ritchie's father, John, said of the reports: "She is being beastly. She is saying, 'Did you ever love me?' It goes back to a time when she fell off her horse and she's blaming him for that. She's calling him an emotional retard. When he's being bashed by her it's horrid."

Madonna says Guy said she looked like a granny:

Lawyers for the singer, who was widely believed to be the dominant partner in the marriage, are putting together a dossier of incidents.


They include allegations that he told her she 'looked like a granny' on stage compared with her younger backing dancers. He is also alleged to have declared that she could not act, and was 'past it' after she turned 50.

Her lawyers say that 40-year-old Ritchie's comments made Madonna feel worthless, unattractive, unfeminine, insecure and isolated during their eight-year marriage.

The Mail has learned that Madonna's case will chronicle how she first fell for Ritchie because she felt he was a challenge and that he was tough enough to stand up to her.

However, she apparently soon started to become affected by her husband's alleged put- downs which eventually started to eat away at her legendary confidence.

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Another report is about the tight ship Madonna ran at home and had extreme personal grooming habits:

Her irrational food fads and increasingly bizarre attempts to hold back time - via surgery, exercise and every therapy going - certainly helped to doom their marriage.


How could anyone expect Ritchie, a macho man who is fond of the pub and likes to shoot pheasant, to dine contentedly every night on quinoa grains and organic vegetable dumplings?

And how was he supposed to react when his wife took to retiring at night slathered in £500-a-pot cream and covered in a plastic body-suit to hold back the signs of ageing?

It now emerges that every aspect of life at the Ritchie residence in London was dictated by the lady of the house. Madonna, who embraced a macrobiotic diet in the early 1990s, told her chefs what was permitted: she chose the precise blend of Colombian coffee and tutted over the exact provenance of air-freighted Canadian blueberries.

Guy, then, has allegedly had to endure a life married to a 5ft 4in domestic tyrant whose rules apparently included no TV, no newspapers, and no welcome for his 'London' friends - sustained on a diet which would make a Hollywood starlet feel faint.

He had to drink his tea every day with rice milk, as dairy is banned.



Just days after their divorce was confirmed, mud is flying in the battle of Guy Ritchie and Madonna. First she slammed the "emotionally retarded" at her first post-divorce concert while introducing a ...
Just days after their divorce was confirmed, mud is flying in the battle of Guy Ritchie and Madonna. First she slammed the "emotionally retarded" at her first post-divorce concert while introducing a ...
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And people thought that Gloria Swanson in the movie Sunset Blvd. was way out!
Wait until Madonna hits 60! All these aging celebrities end up the same way - isolated
and refusing to be seen in public -and finally after 10 husbands swearing off men -
Lana Turner, Ava Gardner, Rita Hayworth so many from that era - beautiful women with
who had fame and money, but never able to live a happy life. It will be the same for Cher,
Madonna and the rest who put more emphasis on their failing looks and the exterior
rather than their interior self

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:27 PM on 10/20/2008
- rharris513 I'm a Fan of rharris513 3 fans permalink

Her Madgistey probably makes Guy sleep in a 3x4x3 cage at night.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:11 PM on 10/20/2008

And then she straddles the cage and wazzes on him every morning to wake him up.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:19 PM on 10/20/2008

And then he's forced to lap her clean.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:24 PM on 10/20/2008

I can't hate someone for the sake of just "hating". Both of them, at one time perhaps thought they would be the next dynamic duo, unfortunately, it sounds like they are both a bit insecure at the moment.

The age thing should not matter between them. But of course, it is a great point of weakness when trying to create a wound. Words used to hurt, manipulate or control is verbal abuse. I don't care who you are, or how much you have. This was her husband, he was supposed to be her champion, her partner, her friend...no matter how miserable he was for whatever reason, to be so unkind shows what kind of man he is. ---If he said these things.

As far as her "health regime", I remember her being on a show (Rose O'Donnell?), and mentioning she was loving Krispie Kreme donuts. I knew she had to be pregnant, but you could also tell she was very happy. ---For some reason, I think they can afford groceries they both like...and there are restaurants. Her husband didn't look like he was suffering from malnutrion.

I don't know much about either of them really. I don't make a habit of believing all that I read or what people want me to see. In my eyes, I hope they can find some sort of peace, some sort of forgiveness, and some sort of future.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:22 PM on 10/20/2008
- arvay I'm a Fan of arvay 140 fans permalink
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No parody of Madonna succeeds better than her own self-parody, ranging through her weird spiritualism, stud-horse method of picking a daddy for a child and faux British accent which I presume she has dropped now.

A vastly overrated, overpaid twit. A Paris Hilton who can sing and dance.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:01 AM on 10/20/2008

Sorry Madonna, you asked for it...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:38 AM on 10/20/2008
- ricland I'm a Fan of ricland 2 fans permalink
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Madonna is an inspiration to a lot of people and has done a lot of good things in her life. But performing at her age, regardless how she looks is a mistake.

She needs to evolve to the next level -- gracefully.

ricland

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:48 AM on 10/20/2008

Guy should spend a little more time at the gym. He is not in great shape, frankly.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:09 PM on 10/19/2008
- MakeAWish I'm a Fan of MakeAWish 19 fans permalink

He's right, she does look old. Too old to keep masquerading as though she is still in her twenties or thirties. Aging gracefully can be a beautiful thing. Give it up Madge.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:34 PM on 10/19/2008
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Truth is the first casualty in war and divorce. I suggest that we not believe anything we see in print, nothing we hear, and only a small percentage of what we see with our own eyes when it comes to any divorce. Women tend to demonize the man, men demonize the woman. There is only one truth except that there are two versions of it based upon who you talk to. Leave these people alone.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:32 PM on 10/19/2008
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Well he clearly is not at her level and she should've married a powerhouse not to compete with but one that wouldn't feel so threatenned....male egos can be very fragile.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:43 PM on 10/19/2008
- nolajam I'm a Fan of nolajam 2 fans permalink

have. could have. or could've. would've. would have. not of.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:28 PM on 10/19/2008
- MajorChode I'm a Fan of MajorChode 2 fans permalink
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How could anyone actually love Madonna herself? Her music, perhaps. Her money, perhaps. But Madonna herself? Not unless she finds someone as kooky as she is, and that would be pretty difficult.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:06 PM on 10/19/2008
- expanse I'm a Fan of expanse 4 fans permalink

Have you met her? Look, I am sure I would be highly disappointed to meet anyone who is famous, celebrity or politician. All of them are narcissists. All of them have very negative personality traits. I have heard both extremes about Madonna, that she can be very difficult but also very warm and loving. I am sure she is both. Like us all. Who cares? You are right. It is about her music. I will never meet her so it really doesn't matter to me if she made Guy drink rice milk instead of dairy. Its about her music.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:44 PM on 10/19/2008
- groucho I'm a Fan of groucho 24 fans permalink
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You are SO right, it's about her music...that is simplistic easy pop tarts. Thats why this article is about her divorce, it's more interesting to listen to.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:33 PM on 10/19/2008
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Unless you know her personally you have no idea what she is like away from the limelight.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:32 PM on 10/19/2008

If his film had been better received, possibly divorce could have been bumped. However, he now has what, three real failures and to think he could of had a career, wasn't he asked to do Ocean 12? He could of slipped into Hollywood unnoticed. No one would of realised he had only a little talent and one story. Exposed as the mediocre husband of the giant handed Madonna he's looking to blame. This must be someone else's fault. But I read only weeks ago about how this latest offering was 'an indulgence, something I wrote just for me' I think that was before it was released.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:29 PM on 10/19/2008

I see the loons are still here trying to convince everyone Madonna is this narcissist domineering control freak. And I care because?

What is ironic are the ones posting here in this article who post over and over again for attention so their voice can be heard. Then they have to tell everyone how they are wrong about Madonna, that she is horrible, just horrible with no talent except the cliched to death "marketing". You posters are displaying the very kind of narcissitic, egomaniacal tendencies you claim she has. Pot/Kettle anyone?

What is pathetic is the same few posters feel the need to denigrate everything about her over and over and over again.

Where I am from and it ain't no big city, most people don't put this much thought into the personal life of a celebrity. Their opinions of Madonna are generally favorable, even the country music folk. They realize any celebrity is going to have "issues" and a certian kind of personality. Big deal. They all are like this. Get over it. These rural folk. Most people love her music and most can hum dozens of her songs. This isn't going to change their opinion. They like her music( yes even the country fans) and most think she is still one hot property.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:35 PM on 10/19/2008
- expanse I'm a Fan of expanse 4 fans permalink

You nailed it TimMcGrawfan99. Thank you. People who post on messge boards especially those that respond to every post to disagree, or chastize, or sling insults are displaying narcissistic traits. That includes all of us. Those that live in glass houses....

Where I live( TX), most people like Madonna. Some are fascinated by her private life but most just care about her music. They also don't care that she is 50. Its like these posters are trying to remind us she is 50 and shouldn't be doing what she is doing. Apparently her fans don't mind. Judging from the sold out stadiums, that is quite a few people. I have yet to meet anyone who cares she is 50. Most think she looks great and most applaud her for having the body and fitness of someone half her age.

Also, most people on here have almost no facts on their side. Madonna only has ONE skimpy outfit this tour. Even the reviews have said how little overt sexualness and revealing clothes she has on. This tour is focusing on her music and it has gotten raves.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:52 PM on 10/19/2008

Writing to yourself again as Expanse, Tim McGrawfan and CowGirlAmy? Kind of sick. Do you really need 3 or more names to constantly defend the love of your life.. "Vadge". You really need to get a life. There's more to life than knowing every detail about Vadge's personal life. Kind of odd that you would have all of the details that you do. I'm sure you must work for her and have access to a few different names. How much do you get paid for this? Gee if there's money involved in praising Vadge online... I might change my tune and start adoring her too.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:37 PM on 10/20/2008

"Her lawyers say that 40-year-old Ritchie's comments made Madonna feel worthless, unattractive, unfeminine, insecure and isolated during their eight-year marriage." -- Oh, I'm so sure!!! You can really tell how poor little Madonna has just been crushed all this time!! Geez, her children's books alone woulda sold ten times more if she hadn't been so miserable!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:34 PM on 10/19/2008
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