Madonna V. Guy: Her Extreme Grooming, Guy's Dad Slams Madonna, Guy Called Madonna "Granny?"

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First Posted: 10-18-08 12:38 AM   |   Updated: 11-17-08 05:12 AM

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Just days after their divorce was confirmed, mud is flying in the battle of Guy Ritchie and Madonna. First she slammed the "emotionally retarded" at her first post-divorce concert while introducing a song about marital estrangement. Now, accusations are flying and Guy's dad has stepped in with harsh words for his daughter-in-law.

From the Telegraph:

Friends have told a newspaper that that the marriage first ran into serious difficulties in 2005 when Madonna fell from her horse. She suffered eight broken bones and felt that Ritchie showed "a complete lack of love and sympathy". She is said to have demanded in a recent argument: "Did you ever actually love me?"


In his first comments about the marriage split, Ritchie's father, John, said of the reports: "She is being beastly. She is saying, 'Did you ever love me?' It goes back to a time when she fell off her horse and she's blaming him for that. She's calling him an emotional retard. When he's being bashed by her it's horrid."

Madonna says Guy said she looked like a granny:

Lawyers for the singer, who was widely believed to be the dominant partner in the marriage, are putting together a dossier of incidents.


They include allegations that he told her she 'looked like a granny' on stage compared with her younger backing dancers. He is also alleged to have declared that she could not act, and was 'past it' after she turned 50.

Her lawyers say that 40-year-old Ritchie's comments made Madonna feel worthless, unattractive, unfeminine, insecure and isolated during their eight-year marriage.

The Mail has learned that Madonna's case will chronicle how she first fell for Ritchie because she felt he was a challenge and that he was tough enough to stand up to her.

However, she apparently soon started to become affected by her husband's alleged put- downs which eventually started to eat away at her legendary confidence.

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Another report is about the tight ship Madonna ran at home and had extreme personal grooming habits:

Her irrational food fads and increasingly bizarre attempts to hold back time - via surgery, exercise and every therapy going - certainly helped to doom their marriage.


How could anyone expect Ritchie, a macho man who is fond of the pub and likes to shoot pheasant, to dine contentedly every night on quinoa grains and organic vegetable dumplings?

And how was he supposed to react when his wife took to retiring at night slathered in £500-a-pot cream and covered in a plastic body-suit to hold back the signs of ageing?

It now emerges that every aspect of life at the Ritchie residence in London was dictated by the lady of the house. Madonna, who embraced a macrobiotic diet in the early 1990s, told her chefs what was permitted: she chose the precise blend of Colombian coffee and tutted over the exact provenance of air-freighted Canadian blueberries.

Guy, then, has allegedly had to endure a life married to a 5ft 4in domestic tyrant whose rules apparently included no TV, no newspapers, and no welcome for his 'London' friends - sustained on a diet which would make a Hollywood starlet feel faint.

He had to drink his tea every day with rice milk, as dairy is banned.



Just days after their divorce was confirmed, mud is flying in the battle of Guy Ritchie and Madonna. First she slammed the "emotionally retarded" at her first post-divorce concert while introducing a ...
Just days after their divorce was confirmed, mud is flying in the battle of Guy Ritchie and Madonna. First she slammed the "emotionally retarded" at her first post-divorce concert while introducing a ...
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- woodcut I'm a Fan of woodcut 20 fans permalink
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More proof that "religion" makes inteligent people into asses.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:53 AM on 10/18/2008
- StephenJK I'm a Fan of StephenJK 25 fans permalink
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Agreed. Religion is garbage. As is atheism. A relationship with God is not.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:54 AM on 10/18/2008
- Carsy I'm a Fan of Carsy 19 fans permalink
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Awesome, yes, great post. I hope they remember their children in all this.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:49 AM on 10/18/2008

Religion or spirituality has nothing to do with this. Madonna was this way long before she found Kabbalah.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:29 AM on 10/18/2008
- rini I'm a Fan of rini 39 fans permalink
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Explain why atheism is garbage. I am not part of any group and I do not subscribe to any particular dogma. When I was ten I realized there was no god...ergo I am an atheist.

What is wrong with that? Are such a zealot that you are sure there is a big daddy in the sky that watches over us??

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:04 PM on 10/18/2008
- ellezeebub I'm a Fan of ellezeebub 2 fans permalink

Heh. Sorry, I don't have a lot of sympathy for Madonna. "Don't be mean to Madge." Oh c'mon. This is a woman made of steel. Her universe revolves around herself. Hey, it works for her. But give me a break.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:46 AM on 10/18/2008
- MedinaM I'm a Fan of MedinaM 11 fans permalink

I'm not buying anything Madonna is saying. It sounds like she just doesn't want to give up that money to him. In the end that's her fault for not getting a pre-nup! She really just sounds like a liar overall.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:37 AM on 10/18/2008

You people are so gullible for believing all this tabloid crap. I'm not going to judge because I don't know what happened. But please remember how the children are being hurt in all this. I wish them all the best. I think it's great that Madonna is moving back to NYC - that's her home and that's where she belongs.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:31 AM on 10/18/2008

Moving back to NY? Does that mean she will suddenly drop the fake English accent?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:18 AM on 10/18/2008
- unfettered I'm a Fan of unfettered 4 fans permalink

Yeah as soon as she gets her passport back she'll get the Detroit back too.
I think Guys father yelled "Tranny" not "Granny".
I love her pathology.
Too bad she's taking hostages.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:52 AM on 10/18/2008

This is true. However, after being a Madonna fan for 25 years; I've picked up on a few things about her personality. Now, granted the actually events of what went down may be in dispute. However, the overall picture does not surprise me.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:33 AM on 10/18/2008
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Both very talented people from entirely different universes. She must have mistaken him for one of the British royal tards that can be pushed around by birds. He's a beer and bangers man.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:24 AM on 10/18/2008

Actually no he isn't. He's a posh boy who pretends to be working class to get 'street cred'. No surprise Madge wore the trousers is it?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:44 AM on 10/18/2008
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yes, Guy is what we call in England a 'mockney' - ie a fake Cockney. I love the fact that his dad used the word 'beastly'. how terribly Jeeves And Wooster, what!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:47 AM on 10/18/2008

WATCH OUT, Madonna is coming home to AMERICA!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:56 AM on 10/18/2008
- OtayPanky I'm a Fan of OtayPanky 85 fans permalink
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Guy, then, has allegedly had to endure a life married to a 5ft 4in domestic tyrant whose rules apparently included no TV, no newspapers, and no welcome for his 'London' friends - sustained on a diet which would make a Hollywood starlet feel faint.

He had to drink his tea every day with rice milk, as dairy is banned.

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"Wrong, Do it again!"

"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you
have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"

"You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still laddy!"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:07 AM on 10/18/2008
- OtayPanky I'm a Fan of OtayPanky 85 fans permalink
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Her lawyers say that 40-year-old Ritchie's comments made Madonna feel worthless, unattractive, unfeminine, insecure and isolated during their eight-year marriage...However, she apparently soon started to become affected by her husband's alleged put- downs which eventually started to eat away at her legendary confidence.

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More Kaballah string, please!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:05 AM on 10/18/2008
- hypnotoad72 I'm a Fan of hypnotoad72 104 fans permalink
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"confidence" - is that what it's called now? I've looked at her "S E X" book from the 1990s and it's obvious she hasn't changed - she knows what's good eatin'...

Having been cynical, it sounds like Ritchie is a real piece of work too.

Either way, do either of them truly stand for personal/human values Democrats value?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:22 AM on 10/18/2008
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