Madonna V. Guy: Her Extreme Grooming, Guy's Dad Slams Madonna, Guy Called Madonna "Granny?"

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First Posted: 10-18-08 12:38 AM   |   Updated: 11-17-08 05:12 AM

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Madonna Divorce

Just days after their divorce was confirmed, mud is flying in the battle of Guy Ritchie and Madonna. First she slammed the "emotionally retarded" at her first post-divorce concert while introducing a song about marital estrangement. Now, accusations are flying and Guy's dad has stepped in with harsh words for his daughter-in-law.

From the Telegraph:

Friends have told a newspaper that that the marriage first ran into serious difficulties in 2005 when Madonna fell from her horse. She suffered eight broken bones and felt that Ritchie showed "a complete lack of love and sympathy". She is said to have demanded in a recent argument: "Did you ever actually love me?"


In his first comments about the marriage split, Ritchie's father, John, said of the reports: "She is being beastly. She is saying, 'Did you ever love me?' It goes back to a time when she fell off her horse and she's blaming him for that. She's calling him an emotional retard. When he's being bashed by her it's horrid."

Madonna says Guy said she looked like a granny:

Lawyers for the singer, who was widely believed to be the dominant partner in the marriage, are putting together a dossier of incidents.


They include allegations that he told her she 'looked like a granny' on stage compared with her younger backing dancers. He is also alleged to have declared that she could not act, and was 'past it' after she turned 50.

Her lawyers say that 40-year-old Ritchie's comments made Madonna feel worthless, unattractive, unfeminine, insecure and isolated during their eight-year marriage.

The Mail has learned that Madonna's case will chronicle how she first fell for Ritchie because she felt he was a challenge and that he was tough enough to stand up to her.

However, she apparently soon started to become affected by her husband's alleged put- downs which eventually started to eat away at her legendary confidence.

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Another report is about the tight ship Madonna ran at home and had extreme personal grooming habits:

Her irrational food fads and increasingly bizarre attempts to hold back time - via surgery, exercise and every therapy going - certainly helped to doom their marriage.


How could anyone expect Ritchie, a macho man who is fond of the pub and likes to shoot pheasant, to dine contentedly every night on quinoa grains and organic vegetable dumplings?

And how was he supposed to react when his wife took to retiring at night slathered in £500-a-pot cream and covered in a plastic body-suit to hold back the signs of ageing?

It now emerges that every aspect of life at the Ritchie residence in London was dictated by the lady of the house. Madonna, who embraced a macrobiotic diet in the early 1990s, told her chefs what was permitted: she chose the precise blend of Colombian coffee and tutted over the exact provenance of air-freighted Canadian blueberries.

Guy, then, has allegedly had to endure a life married to a 5ft 4in domestic tyrant whose rules apparently included no TV, no newspapers, and no welcome for his 'London' friends - sustained on a diet which would make a Hollywood starlet feel faint.

He had to drink his tea every day with rice milk, as dairy is banned.



Just days after their divorce was confirmed, mud is flying in the battle of Guy Ritchie and Madonna. First she slammed the "emotionally retarded" at her first post-divorce concert while introducing a ...
Just days after their divorce was confirmed, mud is flying in the battle of Guy Ritchie and Madonna. First she slammed the "emotionally retarded" at her first post-divorce concert while introducing a ...
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I think this is so sad. Yah, Madonna probably is a control freak and Guy probably is a bit of an a-hole but neither one should be slamming each in the press. I wish they would both rise above the mudslinging, recognize that they both have character defects and part ways in such a manner that is the least destructive for their children.

Maybe a little forgiveness is in order, too.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:50 PM on 10/18/2008
- PennP I'm a Fan of PennP 26 fans permalink
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Guy Ritchie is a "macho" man, yet he whinges about being forced to take rice milk in his tea.

There will always be an England.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:27 PM on 10/18/2008
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oops lets try that again. Women have to STOP wanting the bad boy and choose men who treat you with love and respect. I guess I should always preview.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:24 PM on 10/18/2008
- txgal44 I'm a Fan of txgal44 3 fans permalink

Sting and Trudy Styler introduced them.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:19 PM on 10/18/2008
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Why would you marry someone because you thought they were a challenge? Women have to start wanting the bad boy and choose a man who treats you with love and respect.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:23 PM on 10/18/2008
- Jinxykb I'm a Fan of Jinxykb 14 fans permalink
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I think they will both recover.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:17 PM on 10/18/2008
- JennieB I'm a Fan of JennieB 11 fans permalink

I think Guy deserves an award for staying married to her as long as he did. She's the most controlling, self-obsessed person on the planet.

Gee, I can't imagine why Guy wouldn't want to stay married to a shrew who dictates what he's allowed to eat.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:16 PM on 10/18/2008
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Agreed! She is an extreme narcissist.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:35 PM on 10/18/2008
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where do you draw the line on acceptable narcissism and "extreme" narcissism"?

Face it, if madonna looked like a smelly cow people like you would TEAR HER TO PIECES. It's a no wiin situation for her.

If you do not want to be a hypocrite, stop wearing make-up, updating your wardrobe, or caring one bit about how you look. THEN you can call others narcissistic.

As for their marriage, there is ALWAYS more than 2 sides to a relationship. In this case, her side, his side, kids side, friends side, and reality. Let them sort it out in private.

I am just so surprised at how venemous some of you people are. Direct your anger where it SHOULD be directed. Your words are self-exposing. Look in the mirror and then you decide if you are honestly qualified to throw the first stone.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:29 PM on 10/18/2008

You would really think that with their money, she could afford to have a separate cook for his tastes and a separate cooler for a bit of dairy. Her controlling behavior, if true, doesn't sound conducive to a good marriage, but he seems as if he's missing a sensitivity gene as well. I feel sorry for the kids, who at least will be rich if not happy.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:19 PM on 10/18/2008
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Maybe A Rod will fare better. Ya think?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:15 PM on 10/18/2008
- Agnim I'm a Fan of Agnim 6 fans permalink

Why on earth would a so-called 'macho man' marry a an old female 10 years his senior?
Was the guy seeking a mother figure, as in madonna figure?
Well guy certainly got a mom to dictate to him lol

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:13 PM on 10/18/2008

Yep, all legit questions. Guy Ritchie will get no sympathy from me. It has always been obvious, from a distance, that Madonna was high maintenance. Airing the dirty laundry now is so stupid and counter productive, especially since both of them are filthy rich.

I wonder how much longer before we see Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt breakup?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:18 PM on 10/18/2008

Why, you ask, would he marry "an old female 10 years his senior?" Here's why: $$$$$$$$$

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:35 PM on 10/18/2008
- bbbbmer I'm a Fan of bbbbmer 30 fans permalink
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What can I say -- he's a Virgo underachiever with one hit film and a score of flops, and she's a culturally iconic Leo powerhouse who has had more lives than a cat. Guess who'll win.... Actually this is the same pairing as John McCain (Virgo) and Barack Obama (Leo)... I think that says it all...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:07 PM on 10/18/2008
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I never thought much of Guy's films, but he's a cool bloke. He's better off without her. Being Madonna's boyfriend/husband is a full time job. The pay may be good, but ulitmately she ain't worth the hassle.

Maybe I'll revist Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells again.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:00 PM on 10/18/2008
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Imagine how free he feels right now.

I hope A-Rod knows what he's getting himself into. Well, then again, maybe they deserve each other.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:37 PM on 10/18/2008
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Do you know her personally to know how she is in a relationship? PRetty judgemental statement to make for someone you never met or had a relationship with.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:58 PM on 10/18/2008

..

Boo.

Hoo.

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    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:36 PM on 10/18/2008
- renatam I'm a Fan of renatam 86 fans permalink

Fortunately, narcissism and spoiled 50 year old brats are going out of style. Guy is better off living a more authentic cultural and emotional life - than a sidekick to this changeling, who is never happy or satisfied.

Wait until she turns 60!

Too bad none of her therapists helped her feel secure in who/what she is, grateful for the benefits life has given her -- and acceptance of maturity as one of life's graces.

Superficial and greedy for ever more - to the end, Madonna is doomed to an unfulfilled and unhappy life. Hopefully, her peer -- Oprah -- won't suffer the same fate. Permanent navel-gazing is an ultimately boring and lonely existence.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:34 PM on 10/18/2008

why is madonna famous??? she can't sing, she can't write songs, and she is a terrible actress. talk about the precursor for brittany, paris,etc.......

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:29 PM on 10/18/2008
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You pretty much sum up all her best qualities.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:53 PM on 10/18/2008
- txgal44 I'm a Fan of txgal44 3 fans permalink

We've lowered our standards.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:23 PM on 10/18/2008

Sex Sells.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:44 PM on 10/19/2008

This is REALLY how these 2 adults want to model themselves for their THREE YOUNG CHILDREN? Get out of your own way & remember the little people you are responsible for and how their well-being comes first, not your STUPID petty bickerings that serve no one but resentment. Figure it out like adults!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:27 PM on 10/18/2008

We'll said! Her youngest was chosen out of Africa and promised a better life I hope both of them remember that as well. Money isn't everything. I don't want to dismiss their biological children either. The same promise is made to them as well.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:50 PM on 10/18/2008
- jeet I'm a Fan of jeet permalink

looked like a granny

Apparently, British English spells "tranny" with a "g". Kind of like how they spell jail "gaol".

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:25 PM on 10/18/2008
- JennieB I'm a Fan of JennieB 11 fans permalink

LOL.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:17 PM on 10/18/2008

OMG! Your comment literally had me fall off my chair laughing. Thank you! Too funny...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:08 PM on 10/18/2008
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