Madonna V. Guy: Her Extreme Grooming, Guy's Dad Slams Madonna, Guy Called Madonna "Granny?"

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First Posted: 10-18-08 12:38 AM   |   Updated: 11-17-08 05:12 AM

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Just days after their divorce was confirmed, mud is flying in the battle of Guy Ritchie and Madonna. First she slammed the "emotionally retarded" at her first post-divorce concert while introducing a song about marital estrangement. Now, accusations are flying and Guy's dad has stepped in with harsh words for his daughter-in-law.

From the Telegraph:

Friends have told a newspaper that that the marriage first ran into serious difficulties in 2005 when Madonna fell from her horse. She suffered eight broken bones and felt that Ritchie showed "a complete lack of love and sympathy". She is said to have demanded in a recent argument: "Did you ever actually love me?"


In his first comments about the marriage split, Ritchie's father, John, said of the reports: "She is being beastly. She is saying, 'Did you ever love me?' It goes back to a time when she fell off her horse and she's blaming him for that. She's calling him an emotional retard. When he's being bashed by her it's horrid."

Madonna says Guy said she looked like a granny:

Lawyers for the singer, who was widely believed to be the dominant partner in the marriage, are putting together a dossier of incidents.


They include allegations that he told her she 'looked like a granny' on stage compared with her younger backing dancers. He is also alleged to have declared that she could not act, and was 'past it' after she turned 50.

Her lawyers say that 40-year-old Ritchie's comments made Madonna feel worthless, unattractive, unfeminine, insecure and isolated during their eight-year marriage.

The Mail has learned that Madonna's case will chronicle how she first fell for Ritchie because she felt he was a challenge and that he was tough enough to stand up to her.

However, she apparently soon started to become affected by her husband's alleged put- downs which eventually started to eat away at her legendary confidence.

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Another report is about the tight ship Madonna ran at home and had extreme personal grooming habits:

Her irrational food fads and increasingly bizarre attempts to hold back time - via surgery, exercise and every therapy going - certainly helped to doom their marriage.


How could anyone expect Ritchie, a macho man who is fond of the pub and likes to shoot pheasant, to dine contentedly every night on quinoa grains and organic vegetable dumplings?

And how was he supposed to react when his wife took to retiring at night slathered in £500-a-pot cream and covered in a plastic body-suit to hold back the signs of ageing?

It now emerges that every aspect of life at the Ritchie residence in London was dictated by the lady of the house. Madonna, who embraced a macrobiotic diet in the early 1990s, told her chefs what was permitted: she chose the precise blend of Colombian coffee and tutted over the exact provenance of air-freighted Canadian blueberries.

Guy, then, has allegedly had to endure a life married to a 5ft 4in domestic tyrant whose rules apparently included no TV, no newspapers, and no welcome for his 'London' friends - sustained on a diet which would make a Hollywood starlet feel faint.

He had to drink his tea every day with rice milk, as dairy is banned.



Just days after their divorce was confirmed, mud is flying in the battle of Guy Ritchie and Madonna. First she slammed the "emotionally retarded" at her first post-divorce concert while introducing a ...
Just days after their divorce was confirmed, mud is flying in the battle of Guy Ritchie and Madonna. First she slammed the "emotionally retarded" at her first post-divorce concert while introducing a ...
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- 5075 I'm a Fan of 5075 permalink

Madonna is the greatest. I love her, always have. She is disciplined She's not going to fall apart because she is 50. Sometimes relationships don't work out now this one is included. Stop bashing Madonna. She's a strong woman whose made a terrific career and life for herself and family. Half the people I know with not nearly all the complications can't sustain a marriage.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:16 PM on 10/18/2008

What makes you think that people fall apart when they turn 50, or 60, or 70? Fall apart? What are you talking about? Most people don't care what Madonna looks like, or what you, 5075, think of Madonna. Madonna was a pop star 20 or 30 years ago and is now pretty much over. Exercise is no fun after 45 because the returns diminish each year. So her tour gets smaller and smaller every time she goes out, she gets more and more neurotic every tour, her exhaustion grows and she has chronic insomnia and soon she'll start to look like John McCain rolling her eyes and singing "Like a Virgin" in nearly dark nightclubs in Vegas. Let her have this life. She deserves every shrinking minute of it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:59 PM on 10/18/2008
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Guy is now finally free to chase the 25 year olds. He's a talented good looking guy who can do better than Madonna.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:55 AM on 10/18/2008
- Tenley I'm a Fan of Tenley 15 fans permalink

I'm sure there are more polite ways to put it, but let's face it: Madonna frankly has looked ridiculous -- like someone waaaayyyy too old to be wearing the junk she does and trying desperately to look young -- for pushing 20 years now. If she can't take this honest assessment from her own husband, surely no one else can tell her it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:53 AM on 10/18/2008
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She used to be attractive up until about a decade ago. Today she looks terrible. What's with the Crypt Keeper arms and legs? *shudder*

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:52 AM on 10/18/2008
- Changeling I'm a Fan of Changeling 22 fans permalink
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She DOES look like a granny in comparison.

She CAN'T act.

"Did you ever really love me?"

Maybe not. And maybe that is all his failing, but I have to say that, watching her through her entire career, she's never impressed me as a particularly warm or loveable person.

One tends to attract people with similar traits based on what they project.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:48 AM on 10/18/2008

When you get married, your spouse still has an independent personality. If any of this stuff is true, Madonna should've asked him if he wanted to participate in her traditional eating methods, whether he wanted to read the papers or watch TV. She sounds like an utter control freak. He probabably built up a resentment toward her and that's why the barrage of negative comments started coming.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:44 AM on 10/18/2008
- Budokan I'm a Fan of Budokan 192 fans permalink
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Seriously, the guy sounds like a wimpy wash rag who allowed himself to be browbeaten. Maybe he would kowtow and drink rice milk with his tea, but most other men would have simply said, "I love you, honey, but I'm going to drink milk anyway." Ditto for breakfast: "You're very pretty this morning, darling. Do you like your root bark and carrot root? My scrambled eggs, bacon and toast are perfection...as you are, my love."

You gotta know how to play it, man. Not that big a deal to stand up for your manhood and do it in a nice and complimentary way.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:34 AM on 10/18/2008
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So true.

I married a British man 6 years younger than myself and I'm "faddy" in his opinion. He used to chide my healthy food choices but realized that never won him any points. I used to try to limit his fat and alcohol intake but only was able to make small inroads. Today we smile at each other and say, "That looks good!" as he tucks into his fried egg and bacon AND sausage sandwich and I sip my soy chai latte and nibble on oatmeal with blueberries. I know he doesn't mean it but it makes our marriage so much more harmonious. We work at making each other happy and we love our life together.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:30 PM on 10/18/2008
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Unfortunately we live in a time and a culture where youth is the god. And agin, particularily for women, is a decent into invisibility. When you are young guys cluster around your youth and your health, when you age you just disappear. it is so important to find things you love to do when you are young so that you have a life when the facination of youth fades. And so, hopefully, you can relax into your age, what ever it might be.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:21 AM on 10/18/2008

Truer words were never written. It is hard to accept becoming invisible at first; may it become easier with time.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:48 PM on 10/18/2008
- tora I'm a Fan of tora 6 fans permalink

Bahaaaa, you gotta laugh.... I think Guy is right and Ms M couldn't put up with him being frank and honest to his wife. Besides, M thinks she is God of the universe.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:21 AM on 10/18/2008
- gfs5541 I'm a Fan of gfs5541 26 fans permalink
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This marriage doesn't need a divorce, it needs a shrink!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:19 AM on 10/18/2008
- KevinMast I'm a Fan of KevinMast 12 fans permalink
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If Madonna didn't try to so hard to look younger & act younger, she would appear younger. That's the secret to aging gracefully. She looks fantastic. Time for her to relax & open her heart to others.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:13 AM on 10/18/2008
- Budokan I'm a Fan of Budokan 192 fans permalink
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I think you're spot on. She's still pretty. No need to try and look 25 again, that's impossible. Find the beauty that's inherent within yourself.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:36 AM on 10/18/2008
- isi I'm a Fan of isi 4 fans permalink

This is humorous to me, not nasty.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:13 AM on 10/18/2008
- AlsoSarah I'm a Fan of AlsoSarah 76 fans permalink
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Shades of "Death Becomes Her". There are alot of marriages with ten year age differences, Was Richie 30 when he married a 40 year old Madonna? I think the mistake many vain and self absorbed women make is not embracing who they truly are, age and all. Most confident women don't need to remain young forever (bring in the spray paint from "Death Becomes Her" for Madge). What was really an icky vision was a 50 year old skin on bone Madonna in a pink spandex body suit in one of her music videos. Please cover it up. Personally, I think a woman that ages gracefully is more beautiful. The character and laugh lines are truly beautiful.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:12 AM on 10/18/2008

Tour pictures have Madonna wanting fans to remember her from the '80s. No wonder she is so bulked up. She's afraid of sagging skin.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:48 AM on 10/18/2008
- TheKidd I'm a Fan of TheKidd 6 fans permalink

turns out Madonna is a loser. who would have thought...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:12 AM on 10/18/2008
- cminri I'm a Fan of cminri 6 fans permalink

I can't believe I actually took the time to read that article. That's 3 minutes of my life I'll never get back...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:03 AM on 10/18/2008
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I'm right behind you!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:06 AM on 10/18/2008
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fancy meeting you here!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:55 AM on 10/18/2008

ugh...you're right

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:11 AM on 10/18/2008
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