Ashley Todd might have made it all up. But she didn't admit to it soon enough before some McCain supporters decided to get revenge!
We swear, we just popped by to update our site, albeit maybe at the wrong time of day, but we're stubborn like that. And then all of a sudden, someone hacked in! Apparently they saw our video about Al Qaeda supporting McCain and the hacker shouted, "You're one of those Obama sites!" Then the hacker held the site down, scratched a "J" (for JOHN!!!) into the homepage, then maybe sexually assaulted the site or maybe not because the site may or may not have been unconscious.