236.com: If They IM'd: Real Americans And Regular Americans

Man, it must be awesome to live in one of those pro-American parts of the country. But you know, with all this focus on the Real America, how must the other Americans be handling things? Maybe some real pro-Americans should reach out to the regular Americans. Perhaps via IM...

Read the whole story here.

Comments

[newworldman777]

The redneck's "real America":
(1) A country that has implemented the policy of "pre-emptive war" to be waged against any country (especially "them Muslim countries, them Arabs") that the paranoid "leaders" of America have deemed to be a "threat" to our wasteful and ostentatious lifestyle.
(2) A country whose "leaders" refuse to outline a concrete plan (get rid of your SUVs, cut back on your driving, carpool, implement Manhattan-style project to develop alternative energy sources) to wean us from our dependence upon Middle East oil.
(3) A country whose dominant European Americans (a people whose recent ancestors were foreign to our soil) complain because dark-skinned Mexicans and Central Americans (a people whose ancestors have been on our soil for 12,000 years) are illegally crossing our border. They conveniently ignore the fact that those people are illegal because they are being denied the same lax and permissive immigration rights that the ancestors of European Americans enjoyed for centuries.
(4) A country where people drape themselves in the American flag, while remaining completely ignorant about the ideals that the flag represents. They complain about how "them minorities," who are finally getting their equal rights under the law, "are "takin' over this here country, bringin' their foreign cultures an' beliefs here," which are threatening the status quo of a Christian Western European cultural lifestyle that the Bill O'Reillys and Pat Buchanans have enjoyed for so long.
This is a "real America" of which I want not part.

[aWatchmanOnTheWalls]

Can't believe it! "Rednecks for McCain"?This Australopithecus looking guy might still be living in the stoneage. And he did missed also the "Change" train! A pity soul!

[gaebolgaes]

without the "dry september" and the "devils rejects" crowd that palin and mccain just love to pander to (the republican base) the american horror movie genre would be nonexistent. if travelers and vacationers cars didn't break down in the places they inhabit we would only have european and japanese horror movies.

[kappa08]

Maybe they can all get a big "R" tattooed on their foreheads and truly practice their ideology, by seceding from a middle class tax break and "that scurrilous socialized health care". In fact feel free to grip those "god fearing" southern states all to yourselves. The rest of will wave as we pass you waiting in line for the opportunity for "doctors without borders" to pull that last tooth.

Personally I'm tired of trying to save stupid. Feel free to check out ANY benefits you could possibly receive with my vote.

[ObamaLover]

that's a cute "rednecks for mccain" sign....
is that one of murtha's supporters?

[phisaki]

It was a funny little read especially when pro-America is like how bad it is where he lives but he still love America!

[Big0725]

Three little words sums the republican party perfectly.