Jessica Simpson's "Major Movie Star" Gets Russia Debut, Hidden From America

What ever happened to Jessica Simpson's comedy, "Major Movie Star"?

The "Private Benjamin" - like film has never opened here in the United States. But on October 9th, "Major Movie Star" debuted to top box office in... Russia.

Next up for a movie described by one of its participants as "maybe one of the worsr films ever made": a November premiere in Bulgaria.

So far there's no U.S. release date set. Nor is there one for any other country in which English is the primary language. No fewer than 15 producers are listed on the credits of "Major Movie Star" including Jessica's enterprising dad, Joe.

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Comments

[Tamoomoo]

I feel bad for the Russians!

[marsgeek]

I will be fair.
Maybe she can act and this will be her breakthrough role.

[thebyron]

I think my brain just threw up.

[TallGrrl]

Wow! I hope Russia doesn't take this as an act of aggression.
Why this woman has an acting career is wa-a-a-a-a-y beyond me.
Her singing? Nothing spectacular.

[jcause28]

It looks like a spoof trailer that would be seen on South Park.

[starcasmdotnet]

Lawdy lawd that looks bad! In honor of the Simp's international success, we've created a poster for her next Russian movie:

http://starcasm.net/archives/1012

[Madmac]

Can't sing...Can't act. and clueless
Just like Kim Kardashian on Dancing with the stars.
All that a55 and can't dance. What a shame

[justpicky]

Thats true , Jessica lousy singer too .

It's all about money for jessica ,
so she can live in her luxury mansions
luxury cars , etccc , spending spree .

That applies to ALL CELEBRITIES , etc

[justpicky]

Jessica Simpson talks like a CHILD .
I 'm not going to see this movie
waste my money , no way .
There should of been another good actress
for this part .

Jessica needs to act like an adult instead of a baby.

[KenHussein]

She's hot, but no actor

[joebiz]

Our dumbness troika is coming to a close: Simpson, Bush, Hilton.

[swift goat pet for truth]

Hey! Paris whupped McCain in her video.
What does that make McCain?

[GallopingCat]

I'll bet they can see it from Alaska.

[vincefango]

BRAVO!!

[purple6b]

A waste of perfectly good film stock. I wish she would move to Russia. She gives me a brain ache.

[11907281]

nice point about the film stock, that stuff is not cheap.

[Revolt916]

Jessica needs to join the real Army for real. I'm sure Tony would be happy if she did.

[Revolt916]

The Russians don't know any better please keep the movie over there thanks. Next stop is China!